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i have 11 hours to write my history paper. and it's only 600 words. and. i don't feel like it.

^20 words right there^

with a fresh box of Settledown Sodacrackers at my side and a vast emptiness in my tummy, i intend to show that yesterday was not a bad day, but a good day with a phisiological malfunction ( Read more... )

newfound respect for natalie portman

she totally wins the race.

yeah, i'm always the last to hear about everything!

so today i had a normal tuesday..

aside from taking photographs of GHOSTS!well not ghosts, really. more like the inanimate shrouds of the magi eternally set in suspended animation around the long-deteriorated forms of their masters ( Read more... )

hollow men por ejemploanyway. today is no life day. due to my becoming obsessed with wedding planning, my mom has declared that i must take a break for two weeks. i wasn't going crazy; she was just pissing me off with her off-the-wall criticism of Jaron's choices in life ::cough::army::cough ( Read more... )

dear colonel mortimer fitzwilliam fluffenburg III,

my bed is not a litter box!

love,

auntie lexi

here is a transcript of the voicepost no one seems to be aware of:

dear readers of my livejournal that have not yet had sex with my boyfriend (no offense of course to the entire female population of Nevada and half of Thousand Oaks and Livermore, California ( Read more... )

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