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[sm0t]

Freaky Russian Dude: So Sm0t, what did you get up to this weekend?

Sm0t: Well Vladimir, my roomate had a leaving-work party which I attended and got shit faced at. How about you?

Freaky Russian Dude: Me? Oh not much... just went swimming with my girlfriend.

Seriously though, wtf?

Comments

[bf9k]

*sniff* It's just so beautiful man....

...*sob*...can't a brother get a moment?

[pontifexofpunk]

Swim sponsored by sex shops. I love it! Hahaha!

[katryxx]

I particularly dig the fishnets. A useful (?) way to multitask!

[alarmed]

How in the world did you find this?

[nightplayer]

It's a conspiracy. It's just a poorly disquised ruse to get people to exercise so that they get more in shape and have more sex and skyrocket the Russian sex shops into a new totalitarian regime.

But honestly, that's what you get for reading the Russian news. That's fucked up and a half, man.