Comments | sm1else: Slappy's brush with the Homeland Bureaucracy

sm1else

Slappy's brush with the Homeland Bureaucracy

Mar 18, 2005 09:39

Sit down, boys and girls, and Slappy will tell you a story ( Read more... )

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sm1else March 18 2005, 08:22:06 UTC

They weren't. I was just being dramatic in using name Homeland Bureaucracy as a name for SSA.

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sm1else March 18 2005, 08:54:48 UTC

No, I went to the Alexandria office, which is on the site of the former Computer Learning Center, for whom I used to work.

They have quite a few offices around here, all so you don't have to drive very far to get shafted.

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the story of a dolittle lipschitz anonymous March 18 2005, 08:27:24 UTC

This makes my head hurt.
-malajustin

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sm1else March 18 2005, 12:28:49 UTC

I think we had the same thought. :-) Then it occured to me that even if I did have the original court order, it's an order to change my name to Slappy Lipschitz. All my current records (Driver's license, passport, credit cards, etc) are under the name Slappy Dolittle. If I had the original order enforced, I would have to change the name on everything else.

Maybe I'll take this opportunity to name myself a symbol.

itsabouttimedc March 18 2005, 14:56:40 UTC

This story always makes me chuckle! Anyway, in lieu of a Social Security card, you can bring two of the following ( ... )

itsabouttimedc March 18 2005, 14:58:56 UTC

FYI - I took that info from http://dmv.dc.gov/info/proofofSSN.shtm - in case you were wondering.