When it rains...

[sm1else]

This winter I had a bit of a dry spell. For the most part, Slappy has been a dull boy (so dull that he refers to himself in the third person. Must. Stop. The. Parentheticals.) Now all of a sudden, I am juggling men like college drama student minstrel at a Renaissance fair. And I haven't even had sex with all of them. Worse yet, there are

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[itsabouttimedc]

Have I become that guy? Shoot me now.

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