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[smahester]

a little before christmas i helped my mom clean some houses (that is my moms job, guys) and one of the houses belonged to a man named barry fink. maybe i already told you this story, but barry fink is a very overweight man, maybe in his early fifties, and he lives in a small townhome in pikesville all by himself. in his house he has two bedrooms, a

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[smahester]

also, no photos in the entire house and it appears as though he buys the cheapest furniture available and then keeps it until it breaks. kitchen table is totally breaking - looking forward to seeing replacement!

[babyhorses]

ONE SODA PLEASE

this guy is amazing, thank you for sharing

[smahester]

um, also what is he doing with distilled water?

[babyhorses]

does he iron his clothes? maybe he uses it in a steam iron. that's the only thing i can think of, unless he DRINKS IT

[smahester]

HA HA NO, barry fink has all of his beige clothing articles DRY CLEANED. even the socks!!!

[caitlincake]

hahaah man. sounds like he's a wealth of information. and interesting handwriting.

i love seeing other people's houses

[smahester]

i know. also its like, does he like fishing actually or is that the only note pad paper they had. maybe that design was on sale, there is no evidence of fishing elsewhere in his home.

[brennabrennaaa]

wow! fantastic! I always thought that the really appealing peeping tom aspect of housekeeping would outweigh the grunt work, despite always being told the opposite, so I'm glad to hear it's true! It sounds totally exciting!

[smahester]

omg also, next to his bed there is nothing except for a huge pile of travel size bottles of bod deodorant spray. barry fink!

ive only gone to work with mom a few times, so maybe im not a good reference. maybe it would be a good occupation for you if you coul find a way to only clean each persons house maybe 4 times. that way there is always something new, you know.

[foom23]

This was great!

People like that are always great for perking my curiosity.