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Blake: "Pierce, you were ordered to stand down."
Pierce: "I did, but I fell up again."
"Frank would volunteer to be on a firing squad. Or in front of it. Or both."
-henry
I just don't know why they're shooting at us. All we want to do is bring them democracy and white bread...Transplant the American dream... Freedom... Achievement... Hyperacidity... Affluence... Flatulence... Technology... Tension... The inalienable right to an early coronary sitting at your desk while plotting to stab your boss in the back.
- hawkeye
"I'll carry your books, I'll carry a tune, I'll carry on, carry over, carry forward, Cary Grant, cash & carry, Carry Me Back To Old Virginia, I'll even Hara Kari if you show me how, but I will not carry a gun."
-hawkeye
Potter: I said fire that weapon!
Hawkeye: All right. (to the gun) You're fired. (to Potter) I did it as gently as I could.
Potter: That was an order, Pierce.
Hawkeye, snapping his fingers: Oh waiter, would you take this man's order, please?
"hawkeye get your gun"
"Uh uh. Sorry. I can take umbrage, I can take the cake, I can take the A-Train, I can take two and call me in the morning, but I cannot take this sitting down. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to take five."
-hawkeye
Quote: "Without love, what are we worth? 89 cents. 89 cents worth of chemicals walking around lonely." -hawkeye, mash