Week 5 (Jo + Robyn)
Jo: Burglar One time only
Robyn: Tax Refund
-----Jo's house
Day 29
Monday morning fridge line up.
Then they spend the rest of the day here :/
Henry: Fuck yeah A+ again!
This, er, exchange student comes home with Henry.
Jo: Yeah my son is smart and awesome!
Henry: Listen to her she's right, I am smart and awesome!
Another baby birthday fail >:(
How can you see the screen that way o_O
Day 30
STILL NO ENTERTAINMENT CAREER D: D:
The twins finally grew up with help from Henry.
oshit. He probably scoped the place out for new stuff at the wedding last week!
Henry: omghelpthere'saburglarinmybedroom!!!
Cop: Hey! So i heard you had a burglar here? ...oh
Burglar Duanne: STICK EM UP! STICK EM UP!
Loser.
Brutus: Guess we don't need to worry about Duanne anymore lololol
Day 31
Brutus: My son is really smart and stuff, so I think he should be in your prestigious school.
That look might be impressive enough to schmooze into the headmaster's good books.
That... not so much.
Now is not a good time to sex up your girlfriend o_o
Brutus: So I heard your school has some books
Jo: BUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP
Whatever they did, it worked anyway.
Day 32
wtf kind of school is this o____o
Time for Brutus to grow up
Old people bliss
Henry made the mistake of filing alphabetically instead of colour coding :(
To lift his spirits, he invited Sundiata on a date but it was a very...short one :S
Twins birthdays again!
Well there goes the household income :/
Day 33
Brutus: Nope, no underage sex under my roof
Henry: Waiiit come back, he'll forget why he was here soon enough!
Settle for a kiss instead
I hope you enjoy that chair, Repoman
Henry: Told ya he'd forget
She must be good in bed.
Henry's birthday!
Co-incidentally it was Sundiata's too!
Day 34
TICKLE PARTY
Jo: My eyes are dim, I cannot see, I did not bring my specs with me~
~outing time~
Robyn: HELP?!?!?! I FELL UP THE STAIRS
Robyn: I do makeovers at my house, I gave my husband a really sexy one.
Pablo: WHY ARE MY EARS BURNING
The pool room must be the makeout room
bb that's just creepy :(
Day 35
They're at it again
Sundiata: Of course I will marry this ring, I mean, you! :D
Brutus: Do you think my son is hot?
Sundiata: *awkward*
Annabelle: Yeah Sebastian, you're awesome!
-----Robyn's house
Day 29
~boogie woogie
Alejandro is a fail student.
Robyn: Oh hi Cindy Lou
Robyn: No there's been no new people in my family...
Pablo: I'M THE SWAN QUEEN
Alejandro: Mother smell this BURRRRRRP
Robyn: Teehee that's gross
Pablo's co-worker: Ohh yeah baby I'm gon' ride dat right dere
PCW: If you're horny, let's do it
Ride it, my pony
My saddle's waitin'
Come and jump on it
Everyone waits outside while I fix up extra bedrooms on the house
Poor Alfredo :(
Robyn: SPLASHED YOU
Alejandro: My eyes! The googles do nothing!
Robyn: Well gee, I sure do feel like an icy cold can of instant meal sitting here in this hot tub
Day 30
Pablo: Geeez Percival, why don't you call someone else for a change!
Pablo: OMFG! I think I'm hungry!!
Alejandro: Give me a really hot date pls
Growing up Alfredo is more important than meeting his date
Look at those fatherly parenting skills! A girl's dream!
Town-Bike Tansy (by iceraptoress): THAT DON'T IMPRESS ME MUCH
Pablo: HAVE BABIES! LOT'S OF BABIES! BIG FAMILY!
Tansy: MAKE HIM STOP O_O
Alejandro: Lady SimSim totally wrote that song about me
Alejandro: She's friends with my dad because of his cool makeup
Pablo: Oh it's you
I knew I should have built walls around that bedroom
Day 31
Alejandro: YOU ARE A HORRIBLE MOTHER LEAVING YOUR DAUGHTER TO FREEZE ON THE BALCONY PLAYING CHESS ALONE
Henry: S'up. My mum's right behind me she just had to put on a few more jackets first
MORE TICKLES
AND EVEN MORE
Robyn: Space man I always wanted you to go into... intergalatic Christ....
Robyn: SAFES ARE NOT SAFE!
Jo: SAFES ARE VERY SAFE!
Pablo's home, time to sex
Alejandro: GOD, AT LEAST WAIT UNTIL I'M OUT OF THE ROOM
Jo: HOW DARE YOU SLEEP WITH YOUR WIFE AFTER YOU DUMPED ME WHEN I WAS OUT WITH MY BOYFRIEND AFTER YOU AND YOUR WIFE GOT MARRIED AT THE WEDDING I ATTENDED!!!!
Henry: Stop looking at me. And smiling. While I'm naked.
Robyn: Oh sure Percival.. I'll get Pablo for you (A)
Pablo: NO I DIDN'T LEAVE A BOMB IN YOUR LETTERBOX!!!
Day 32
Jo: FUCK YOU ROBYN I'M STEALING YOUR DAY OLD PAPER!!!!!!!!
Alejandro: I am very experienced in sex :D just ask my sister
Pablo: Oh yes, it is my birthday today... thanks..........
Day 33
Alejandro: gdi I suck
Well, she walked onto the lot, so why not suck some more aspiration out of her
Robyn: zzzzz...birthday today.....getting old.....
Also Alfredo's birthday!
Alfredo: THIS FAMILY IS NO FUN!!!!!!
Day 34
Alejandro: I are very smart when it comes to homework :D
Alejandro: So.. how about sex?
Would a town bike ever say no?
Miles (by keoni_chan: *heart breaks*
Alejandro: So come over here baby, I'm all you need
Alejandro: My sister's watching us again, isn't she?
Alejandro: Ohh yeah baby give it to me gooood right there
Alfredo: Heyyy Macarena
Alejandro: OMG FUCK THIS SHIT IT'S TOO HARD WHY AM I THE MAN TO FIX SHIT
Alejandro: Oh this sooo easy lol look at me being all manly :D
Day 35
Alejandro: MOTHER THE PHONE IS FOR ME I AM EXPECTING AN IMPORTANT CALL!!!
Alejandro: Oh hey Summer
Alejandro: uhhh no I haven't been with anyone new...
Alejandro: I haven't been kissing anyone new either ....
Alejandro: I hope she doesn't find out what I've been doing with Tansy...
Alicia's birthday!
You check it out girrrrl
Pablo: I can see Canada from here!
Check out the family tree!
Robyn: Tax Refund
-----Jo's house
Day 29
Monday morning fridge line up.
Then they spend the rest of the day here :/
Henry: Fuck yeah A+ again!
This, er, exchange student comes home with Henry.
Jo: Yeah my son is smart and awesome!
Henry: Listen to her she's right, I am smart and awesome!
Another baby birthday fail >:(
How can you see the screen that way o_O
Day 30
STILL NO ENTERTAINMENT CAREER D: D:
The twins finally grew up with help from Henry.
oshit. He probably scoped the place out for new stuff at the wedding last week!
Henry: omghelpthere'saburglarinmybedroom!!!
Cop: Hey! So i heard you had a burglar here? ...oh
Burglar Duanne: STICK EM UP! STICK EM UP!
Loser.
Brutus: Guess we don't need to worry about Duanne anymore lololol
Day 31
Brutus: My son is really smart and stuff, so I think he should be in your prestigious school.
That look might be impressive enough to schmooze into the headmaster's good books.
That... not so much.
Now is not a good time to sex up your girlfriend o_o
Brutus: So I heard your school has some books
Jo: BUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP
Whatever they did, it worked anyway.
Day 32
wtf kind of school is this o____o
Time for Brutus to grow up
Old people bliss
Henry made the mistake of filing alphabetically instead of colour coding :(
To lift his spirits, he invited Sundiata on a date but it was a very...short one :S
Twins birthdays again!
Well there goes the household income :/
Day 33
Brutus: Nope, no underage sex under my roof
Henry: Waiiit come back, he'll forget why he was here soon enough!
Settle for a kiss instead
I hope you enjoy that chair, Repoman
Henry: Told ya he'd forget
She must be good in bed.
Henry's birthday!
Co-incidentally it was Sundiata's too!
Day 34
TICKLE PARTY
Jo: My eyes are dim, I cannot see, I did not bring my specs with me~
~outing time~
Robyn: HELP?!?!?! I FELL UP THE STAIRS
Robyn: I do makeovers at my house, I gave my husband a really sexy one.
Pablo: WHY ARE MY EARS BURNING
The pool room must be the makeout room
bb that's just creepy :(
Day 35
They're at it again
Sundiata: Of course I will marry this ring, I mean, you! :D
Brutus: Do you think my son is hot?
Sundiata: *awkward*
Annabelle: Yeah Sebastian, you're awesome!
-----Robyn's house
Day 29
~boogie woogie
Alejandro is a fail student.
Robyn: Oh hi Cindy Lou
Robyn: No there's been no new people in my family...
Pablo: I'M THE SWAN QUEEN
Alejandro: Mother smell this BURRRRRRP
Robyn: Teehee that's gross
Pablo's co-worker: Ohh yeah baby I'm gon' ride dat right dere
PCW: If you're horny, let's do it
Ride it, my pony
My saddle's waitin'
Come and jump on it
Everyone waits outside while I fix up extra bedrooms on the house
Poor Alfredo :(
Robyn: SPLASHED YOU
Alejandro: My eyes! The googles do nothing!
Robyn: Well gee, I sure do feel like an icy cold can of instant meal sitting here in this hot tub
Day 30
Pablo: Geeez Percival, why don't you call someone else for a change!
Pablo: OMFG! I think I'm hungry!!
Alejandro: Give me a really hot date pls
Growing up Alfredo is more important than meeting his date
Look at those fatherly parenting skills! A girl's dream!
Town-Bike Tansy (by iceraptoress): THAT DON'T IMPRESS ME MUCH
Pablo: HAVE BABIES! LOT'S OF BABIES! BIG FAMILY!
Tansy: MAKE HIM STOP O_O
Alejandro: Lady SimSim totally wrote that song about me
Alejandro: She's friends with my dad because of his cool makeup
Pablo: Oh it's you
I knew I should have built walls around that bedroom
Day 31
Alejandro: YOU ARE A HORRIBLE MOTHER LEAVING YOUR DAUGHTER TO FREEZE ON THE BALCONY PLAYING CHESS ALONE
Henry: S'up. My mum's right behind me she just had to put on a few more jackets first
MORE TICKLES
AND EVEN MORE
Robyn: Space man I always wanted you to go into... intergalatic Christ....
Robyn: SAFES ARE NOT SAFE!
Jo: SAFES ARE VERY SAFE!
Pablo's home, time to sex
Alejandro: GOD, AT LEAST WAIT UNTIL I'M OUT OF THE ROOM
Jo: HOW DARE YOU SLEEP WITH YOUR WIFE AFTER YOU DUMPED ME WHEN I WAS OUT WITH MY BOYFRIEND AFTER YOU AND YOUR WIFE GOT MARRIED AT THE WEDDING I ATTENDED!!!!
Henry: Stop looking at me. And smiling. While I'm naked.
Robyn: Oh sure Percival.. I'll get Pablo for you (A)
Pablo: NO I DIDN'T LEAVE A BOMB IN YOUR LETTERBOX!!!
Day 32
Jo: FUCK YOU ROBYN I'M STEALING YOUR DAY OLD PAPER!!!!!!!!
Alejandro: I am very experienced in sex :D just ask my sister
Pablo: Oh yes, it is my birthday today... thanks..........
Day 33
Alejandro: gdi I suck
Well, she walked onto the lot, so why not suck some more aspiration out of her
Robyn: zzzzz...birthday today.....getting old.....
Also Alfredo's birthday!
Alfredo: THIS FAMILY IS NO FUN!!!!!!
Day 34
Alejandro: I are very smart when it comes to homework :D
Alejandro: So.. how about sex?
Would a town bike ever say no?
Miles (by keoni_chan: *heart breaks*
Alejandro: So come over here baby, I'm all you need
Alejandro: My sister's watching us again, isn't she?
Alejandro: Ohh yeah baby give it to me gooood right there
Alfredo: Heyyy Macarena
Alejandro: OMG FUCK THIS SHIT IT'S TOO HARD WHY AM I THE MAN TO FIX SHIT
Alejandro: Oh this sooo easy lol look at me being all manly :D
Day 35
Alejandro: MOTHER THE PHONE IS FOR ME I AM EXPECTING AN IMPORTANT CALL!!!
Alejandro: Oh hey Summer
Alejandro: uhhh no I haven't been with anyone new...
Alejandro: I haven't been kissing anyone new either ....
Alejandro: I hope she doesn't find out what I've been doing with Tansy...
Alicia's birthday!
You check it out girrrrl
Pablo: I can see Canada from here!
Check out the family tree!