Week 7, Part 1 (a. Jo)
Best in Show: Spend ALL of your households funds on landscaping/gardening with the aim to have the greatest garden in Sim history. If you have Seasons, apply for Garden Club Membership.
Day 43
Brutus starts levelling out the backyard ready for the garden.
Jo: Who's a little nimonomynimynomynomy
Aurora and Serena were the only ones home during school/work hours so I sent them man hunting.
No one but teens at the Silly Monument. Serena already has a teen at home, so we don't need another one.
No one decent at the cheap and sleazy hotel either.
Aurora: Ok you're kind of ugly but I'm desperate here!
Michael: Well, I do like a smart woman!
We'll keep him in mind.
Aurora: Ew what is this fashion
Miles: Man I love smart chicks, they make me MAD
Aurora: Then how about we ..
Miles: Sorry, but my woman is right there
Will I regret this introduction?!
I guess not, if all eyes are on Tansy -.-
~sunlight~
Miles continues to try and make Tansy jealous
Tansy: Did he just?! :O
Serena: Wow, this looks really useful, Jo should get one.
Charlatan: You sir! You look like you're in desperate need of your own skate rink!
Charlatan: I can see it now, you and your family, skating forever ....
Charlatan: And only for regular daily payments of $9.99! I'll take the $500 deposit right now, sir!
~lol comm lot times still daytime back home~
One of the twins brought Summer home. I have no idea who made Summer but she is off pixel_trade.
Annabelle: You're kinda cute, would you...
Summer: I don't like girls like that
So sad, yet so adorable.
Summer: Get out, I've got lady business to attend to!
Annabelle: I couldn't help but notice how pretty you are as you walked by my house
Adrienne (by colemariesims): You're way too young for me
Annabelle: All I want is a pretty girl to love me!
Adrienne: Don't get me wrong, you are quite cute despite your age
Summer: BUUUUURP
Annabelle: wtf did I see in her >:(
~rendezvous~
Day 44
At 6.57am, Tansy stole the paper
She came back after the papergirl left to get the new edition
And stole it right out of Aurora's hands o_O
So here is our garden setup.
Aurora does some last minute cleaning around the house, since I know how much the Garden Club despises leaves.
Except she's distracted by a new walkby, Johan (by someone I can't find my notes for).
Johan: I sure do love a fine smart woman!
Aurora: Well great, I know this place--
Johan: Uh, we just met
Let him spend time with your teenage second-cousin once removed or whatever first, geez!
Aurora: So that place I know--
Johan: Yeah.. no I don't think so
I didn't realise wolf-whistling was that devilish
He likes that though!
Aurora: Since you're interested in my innapropriate cat calls do you think we could--
Johan: Not really
Annabelle: So Okul, I pulled you off the street to ask what you think of these pink nighty I have on
Okul (by wolfing_patina): It'd look a lot better off you, honey!
Serena: Oh Sebastian, you're so romantic!
Aurora: Do I HAVE to flirt again, I can't take all this rejection :(
Maybe he just likes them sad and desperate
MEANWHILE
Jo gets Perry the Garden Club guy over to approve her garden
Oops, we forgot those leaves
Too late though because Perry sees them and marks the garden down DESPITE THE FACT HE CAN CLEARLY SEE THEM BEING CLEANED UP
The garden is only good enough to claim garden club membership. It needs more decorations.
Johan: Mrs Settler, you have a wonderful family here, keep up the good work!
Day 45
Jo and Brutus spend Jo's last day on SimEarth sexxing.
Serena takes a job in the Science career, which was the highest paying one advertised for the day and makes use of her logic skills.
MEANWHILE
I heard giggling and fireworks upstairs.
O_________________________________________________O
WHEN
WHY
Serena: Oh Sebastian, I missed you while I worked today, did you miss me?
Sebastian: Sure !!!
The old age is really starting to set in now :(
Serena: I don't think I realised this before, but your dad is super hot!
Johan: Oh yes baby, touch my face
Johan: But don't touch my hands
Johan: Ok just this once if you kiss them
Johan: WHO DIED?! :O
I did ;_;
Day 46
Aurora: Wow, we're still on our date and the sun came up!
You should get to bed then
Johan: Hey girly! You should call me when you hit legal age!!
Tried joining the garden club again but it's "too soon"
Fuck you Perry, I'm trying to keep the garden clean for you!
Everyone: Hi Brutus, hi Serena, hi Aurora, hi Brutus, hi hi hi hi
Brutus: hi
Perry: Hey do you know Tansy? She is totally hot!
y u mad bro
Day 47
Well look what the cat dragged in
It is still "too soon" for the garden club grrr
Perry: I'll ignore the rules if you fuck me
Ooops
Looks like Duanne got out of jail!
Duanne: So many things to choose from this time and no one sleeping on the floor to stop me!
Sebastian managed to call the cops while Duanne snuck outside
NO NOT MY EXPENSIVE PEGASUS STATUE!
Cop: Imma getchu!
Well that sucks
Useless cops :(
Cop: Um, I'm sorry, um sleeping beautiful lady, um... I didn't get him
Day 48
Johan: Don't stare at her boobs don't stare at her boobs don't stare at her boobs vulva
That's not the guy in the vicinity you should be mooning over
Another Garden Club approval in progress
HOW MANY MORE DECORATIONS DO I NEED I THOUGHT THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A GARDEN CLUB, NOT A DECORATION CLUB.
I bet that peguses statue would have won them :(
Johan: Your family is just SO BIG and SO GREAT, Mr Settler
Oops
Serena: I make so much money because I get promoted in my job every day and I get so many bonuses!
Who the fuck was this moron that missed the toilet
Er, what now
Day 49
Annabelle: Oh Okul, are you ready to join me in adulthood?!
Brutus: So I've got nothing to lose, how about you?
ugh
Annabelle: I'm so frozen, I can't feel my arms... I hope I am doing this right...
Aurora: Isn't Sebastian good in bed!!
Serena: Er, what?
Aurora: I mean, is Sebastian good in bed???
We would love to, but not now because it's birthday tiiiiiiiiime~
NO AN OLD MAN ON THE BRINK OF DEATH DOES NOT WANT TO GO OUT WITH A TEENAGER THAT FUCKS HIS MISTRESS ON THE SIDE
Serena: Sebastian, please marry me and we can leave this house and the hate your father spews at us for incest like kanoodling and his weird fetishes with me and other women
Oh Annabelle, if you weren't my daughter I would love you
Even if your hair looks kind of mulletish in the back :|
Okul: My, isn't this family entertaining.
This is Sebastian. I have no comments.
Just line them up, ladies
Check out the family tree! All sim stats are on their family tree entry!
Day 43
Brutus starts levelling out the backyard ready for the garden.
Jo: Who's a little nimonomynimynomynomy
Aurora and Serena were the only ones home during school/work hours so I sent them man hunting.
No one but teens at the Silly Monument. Serena already has a teen at home, so we don't need another one.
No one decent at the cheap and sleazy hotel either.
Aurora: Ok you're kind of ugly but I'm desperate here!
Michael: Well, I do like a smart woman!
We'll keep him in mind.
Aurora: Ew what is this fashion
Miles: Man I love smart chicks, they make me MAD
Aurora: Then how about we ..
Miles: Sorry, but my woman is right there
Will I regret this introduction?!
I guess not, if all eyes are on Tansy -.-
~sunlight~
Miles continues to try and make Tansy jealous
Tansy: Did he just?! :O
Serena: Wow, this looks really useful, Jo should get one.
Charlatan: You sir! You look like you're in desperate need of your own skate rink!
Charlatan: I can see it now, you and your family, skating forever ....
Charlatan: And only for regular daily payments of $9.99! I'll take the $500 deposit right now, sir!
~lol comm lot times still daytime back home~
One of the twins brought Summer home. I have no idea who made Summer but she is off pixel_trade.
Annabelle: You're kinda cute, would you...
Summer: I don't like girls like that
So sad, yet so adorable.
Summer: Get out, I've got lady business to attend to!
Annabelle: I couldn't help but notice how pretty you are as you walked by my house
Adrienne (by colemariesims): You're way too young for me
Annabelle: All I want is a pretty girl to love me!
Adrienne: Don't get me wrong, you are quite cute despite your age
Summer: BUUUUURP
Annabelle: wtf did I see in her >:(
~rendezvous~
Day 44
At 6.57am, Tansy stole the paper
She came back after the papergirl left to get the new edition
And stole it right out of Aurora's hands o_O
So here is our garden setup.
Aurora does some last minute cleaning around the house, since I know how much the Garden Club despises leaves.
Except she's distracted by a new walkby, Johan (by someone I can't find my notes for).
Johan: I sure do love a fine smart woman!
Aurora: Well great, I know this place--
Johan: Uh, we just met
Let him spend time with your teenage second-cousin once removed or whatever first, geez!
Aurora: So that place I know--
Johan: Yeah.. no I don't think so
I didn't realise wolf-whistling was that devilish
He likes that though!
Aurora: Since you're interested in my innapropriate cat calls do you think we could--
Johan: Not really
Annabelle: So Okul, I pulled you off the street to ask what you think of these pink nighty I have on
Okul (by wolfing_patina): It'd look a lot better off you, honey!
Serena: Oh Sebastian, you're so romantic!
Aurora: Do I HAVE to flirt again, I can't take all this rejection :(
Maybe he just likes them sad and desperate
MEANWHILE
Jo gets Perry the Garden Club guy over to approve her garden
Oops, we forgot those leaves
Too late though because Perry sees them and marks the garden down DESPITE THE FACT HE CAN CLEARLY SEE THEM BEING CLEANED UP
The garden is only good enough to claim garden club membership. It needs more decorations.
Johan: Mrs Settler, you have a wonderful family here, keep up the good work!
Day 45
Jo and Brutus spend Jo's last day on SimEarth sexxing.
Serena takes a job in the Science career, which was the highest paying one advertised for the day and makes use of her logic skills.
MEANWHILE
I heard giggling and fireworks upstairs.
O_________________________________________________O
WHEN
WHY
Serena: Oh Sebastian, I missed you while I worked today, did you miss me?
Sebastian: Sure !!!
The old age is really starting to set in now :(
Serena: I don't think I realised this before, but your dad is super hot!
Johan: Oh yes baby, touch my face
Johan: But don't touch my hands
Johan: Ok just this once if you kiss them
Johan: WHO DIED?! :O
I did ;_;
Day 46
Aurora: Wow, we're still on our date and the sun came up!
You should get to bed then
Johan: Hey girly! You should call me when you hit legal age!!
Tried joining the garden club again but it's "too soon"
Fuck you Perry, I'm trying to keep the garden clean for you!
Everyone: Hi Brutus, hi Serena, hi Aurora, hi Brutus, hi hi hi hi
Brutus: hi
Perry: Hey do you know Tansy? She is totally hot!
y u mad bro
Day 47
Well look what the cat dragged in
It is still "too soon" for the garden club grrr
Perry: I'll ignore the rules if you fuck me
Ooops
Looks like Duanne got out of jail!
Duanne: So many things to choose from this time and no one sleeping on the floor to stop me!
Sebastian managed to call the cops while Duanne snuck outside
NO NOT MY EXPENSIVE PEGASUS STATUE!
Cop: Imma getchu!
Well that sucks
Useless cops :(
Cop: Um, I'm sorry, um sleeping beautiful lady, um... I didn't get him
Day 48
Johan: Don't stare at her boobs don't stare at her boobs don't stare at her boobs vulva
That's not the guy in the vicinity you should be mooning over
Another Garden Club approval in progress
HOW MANY MORE DECORATIONS DO I NEED I THOUGHT THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A GARDEN CLUB, NOT A DECORATION CLUB.
I bet that peguses statue would have won them :(
Johan: Your family is just SO BIG and SO GREAT, Mr Settler
Oops
Serena: I make so much money because I get promoted in my job every day and I get so many bonuses!
Who the fuck was this moron that missed the toilet
Er, what now
Day 49
Annabelle: Oh Okul, are you ready to join me in adulthood?!
Brutus: So I've got nothing to lose, how about you?
ugh
Annabelle: I'm so frozen, I can't feel my arms... I hope I am doing this right...
Aurora: Isn't Sebastian good in bed!!
Serena: Er, what?
Aurora: I mean, is Sebastian good in bed???
We would love to, but not now because it's birthday tiiiiiiiiime~
NO AN OLD MAN ON THE BRINK OF DEATH DOES NOT WANT TO GO OUT WITH A TEENAGER THAT FUCKS HIS MISTRESS ON THE SIDE
Serena: Sebastian, please marry me and we can leave this house and the hate your father spews at us for incest like kanoodling and his weird fetishes with me and other women
Oh Annabelle, if you weren't my daughter I would love you
Even if your hair looks kind of mulletish in the back :|
Okul: My, isn't this family entertaining.
This is Sebastian. I have no comments.
Just line them up, ladies
Check out the family tree! All sim stats are on their family tree entry!