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[geschmacksache]

Now that we have all recovered from our...festivities (all of us except Amerika, whom is to my understanding locked in his room and refusing to come out until his senate agrees on something) it is time for us to do this again. I expect us to remember how this was done last year and I expect us to do this correctly. NEW YEARS RESOLUTIONs, we must

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[wall_what_wall]

Wait, West, pants? That's not what I saw in the hall this morning.

[geschmacksache]

... that is entirely not in the context of the resolution.

[wall_what_wall]

Fine, yours was a nightdress, but what about Venedig?

[geschmacksache]

...that is entirely not in the context of this WHOLE ENTRY, BROTHER.

Venedig has...a condition. The symptoms of which are sudden and inexplicable nudity.

[fratello_pazzo]

Oh oh okay I'm going to do this the way you told me and I thought really hard about it so!!

This year I resolve to help my brother feel better about himself because he has been very grumpy the past couple hundred years and I don't want him to be yelling so much all the time!

[fratello_pazzo]

did I do it right Germania??

[fratellosensuto]

I would not call it 'grumpy', Veneziano. I have nothing to be 'grumpy' about!

[fratello_pazzo]

But I want you to feel better about your body issues!

I will make sure your love life improves because you know they say lots of sex makes you lose weight!!

[godsaveourqueen]

...I am feeling a bit more light this year. Lightheaded, in any case.

This we shall have to work on, however. I have a reputation to uphold.

[godsaveourqueen]

France's boss was third worst-dressed?!

What? Really?!

I mean, England, of course. That's only to be expected. But France?

I expected better of big brother...

[goldglorygod]

This year I resolve to work real hard towards my next great conquest:

SPACE!

I'll be seeing you guys there, sí?

[godsaveourqueen]

...really, now?

[goldglorygod]

[goldglorygod]

.........well. We'll have a really selective guest list.

Only those with a certain level of fashion sense, for example!

[billionserved]

I work hard so I rich than all of you, yes? Then I don't have to work for all of you, yes? Then I share with more people.

Then all of you be my COMRADES.

[blamepushkin]

Will you be my comrade?

[billionserved]

永不

[blamepushkin]