LISTEN UP YOU PANSYASS POODLEDOUCHE

[inmewetrust]

YOU THINK YOU KNOW EVERYTHING OVER THERE?

YOU THINK YOU'RE BETTER THAN ME?

NO ONE OUTDOES AMERICA.

And I'm not just doing this to whine about stuff! When I strip down, it's in the name of ARTISTIC FRIGGIN' EXPRESSION, you HAIRY OLD FART.

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EVERYONE!!!

[fratello_pazzo]

Francia wants me to pose naked with him! You should all join us! We will create a lovely expression of the human form, innocent and pure in the face of God!

I think that's what Francia has in mind, anyway!!

NO WAY!

[inmewetrust]

When I stand naked, I stand alone!

[fratello_pazzo]

Oohhhh... okay that's fine! You'd probably take up too much of the picture anyway!

[inmewetrust]

THAT'S RI

[paristocracite]

I have little choice but to remain the solean upstanding nation, it seems.

[allons_enfants]

And yet, I am again assuming you are presently wisout pants, l'Autriche.

[paristocracite]

I assure you that my trousers are very secure and in no danger of falling off unexpectedly through no fault of my own.

[inmewetrust]

You WISH you had the guts to let it all hang out like this!

[wall_what_wall]

Gotta say, "poodledouche" is a good one, VS. Didn't think you still had it in you.