you'd be right.

[smallofmyback]

best email ever!

"i am so sad for you. i want ruben to die. yesterday, so clay can be not only your idol, but america's, and maybe even mine. as you wring your hands, as do i. as you tear for clay, i tear for you. as you fantasize about drinking the sweat from clay's casually discarded speedo, well ... actually, you're alone there."

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[ill_be]

RUBEN MADE A FUCKING CLAYBURGER DELUXE OUTTA THAT SKINNY ASS MARIN SHORT/ BARRY MANILOW CROSSBREED.

BOOYA!

[smallofmyback]

too bad ruben will probably die of a heart attack or drown in his buckets of sweat before his album is even released.