1. How are you feeling? Like a Midol commercial
2. When is the last time you went to the doctor? at the start of the quarter.
3. Ever broken a bone? A finger, a cheekbone, another finger...
4. Ever had surgery? I had tubes put in my ears when I was 10.
5. When is the last time you were in a hospital? Last summer, when my kidneys contracted. OMG
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