The guy who sits in front of me in my Philosophy class is hot as hell ( Read more... )

I am, without a doubt, the most terrible, awful, inconsiderate, (insert negative adjective here) friend ever, as was made evident last night when my best best best best friend of six years was talking to me on the phone and I fell asleep! She was talking about--good lord, I can't even admit to having remembered since I was falling in and out of ( Read more... )

Adrian (nocigarettes) sent me a medium-sized package of love all the way from Oakland, CA, in the form of:

• a chinese yo yo (I think that's what they're called)
• a postcard from San Francisco
• a pretty red bracelet
• uh, three plastic fish in orange, yellow, and green? Beautiful!
• a tag from Aardvarks

I must have been more discombobulated last night than usual from lack of sleep. I knew I had to be at work the next morning by 10am, but I checked my schedule again for confirmation and was ecstatic to find that I didn't have to arrive until 11am, giving me an extra hour of sleep. Next morning, at exactly 10am, I woke up, was compelled to check ( Read more... )

What the hell is going on here? Ever since I started hanging out with my cousin more I haven't been able to sleep until early morning. But I've never been more alert, more on top of things. Everything is backwards!

I am done trying to invite people to go out. Nobody makes a fucking effort.

Sometimes I'm just so tempted to make one of the many creepy guys I attract my boyfriend, just so I'd have company. But that would be cruel. And I'm not being paranoid or too selective when I say creepy. Trust me on that.

Better news. I'm going to the first day of ( Read more... )

I hate buying gas you thought was cheap enough to gloat about, then driving a block further and discovering an even cheaper gas station.

Last night was The Shins at the Henry Fonda Theater! I went! Yay!...by myself. booooo. Thank God they rocked.

I watched the movie Spellbound and nearly ripped my hair out rooting for Harry. Actually, I liked all the kids being documented which made it all the more stressful. If I had been a national spelling bee contestant, I'm sure my nerves would've gotten the best of me, and I would've been like "Banns?!?!...Uuuuhhhh...I quit ( Read more... )

Years later and I still find myself stupidly head over heels in love with Alex P. Keaton ( Read more... )

My family and I haven't set foot inside a grocery store in a while. I don't know what the hell we eat at home ( Read more... )