spot the difference

i cant believe i have to be up in 4 hours for work!

Q: What do you say to a girl with no arms or legs?
A: Nice tits.

A little girl turns to her mother and says, "Mummy,
Billy next door has a willy just like a peanut."
"Do you mean its really tiny?" replies her mother.
"No", the girl answers, "I mean its really salty."

Q: What's green and eats nuts?
A: Syphilis

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my birthday party tonight
8pm
my house
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thank you to everyone who sent a text, wrote an lj, myspazzed me or rang to wish me happy birthday ( Read more... )

feeling bad today. general mopeyness and heavy shouldered.

i did something i shouldn't have and its set me back about a month, maybe even two.

but i'm still not sure if i regret it or not.

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start my new job today.
hmmm...
i'm wearing stoopid trousers. (ok, well they are normal trousers and i dont like them!)