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[smartass_carrow]

I've been gone for months and I return to find my room COMPLETELY REFURBISHED. There's now red and silver drapes hanging across my window, red carpets, and silver everything else. My beloved desk filled with my random doodlings has been replaced by a horrendously new white table. I can't even find my books since they're all stored away in cupboards

Comments

[poison_infrench]

I will just say that a) red's a horrible colour for a room and b) white tables are possibly a crime against humanity. If I told my antique dealer friend, he might just cry on your behalf.

[smartass_carrow]

Precisely my point. Who in the right mind uses red for rooms?

[poison_infrench]

I'm not sure. Well, a little red's ok, here and there but a whole room?

[smartass_carrow]

Whole room. It's horrendous.

[angiewilkes]

Merlin, sounds dreadful.

[smartass_carrow]

It is dreadful. Tell you what, when you come over next week, you can take my room. I'll sleep in the guestroom.

[angiewilkes]

Poor thing. Are you serious? I'll stay in the guest room thanks.

[smartass_carrow]

Do I look like I'm kidding?

To Amycus.

[reggie_b_cool]

Hello. That would be nice, I'd love to visit. My parents have been acting strange, and I sort of would like to get away. I'm free next week, is that all right?

Shame about your bedroom.

Re: To Amycus.

[smartass_carrow]

Yup. That's good with me.

Tell me about it. They couldn't have picked a sensible colour like green.

[nomudbloods]

Do they know you're a poffter yet?

[smartass_carrow]

A bit rich coming from you.

And no, you can do the honor. With luck, they'll die of shock and I can get my inheritance money early.

[nomudbloods]

My dad would slaughter me. ...Not to say I'm gay, of course. I'm not. But if I were, he'd slaughter me. But I'm not.

I'll leave that up to you. They might ask if I was your boyfriend, or something sick like that.

[smartass_carrow]

Father would slaughter the guy who made me become gay, because after all, he can't get rid of his only heir. He'd try to cure me, and what better way to do it than kill the guy who started it in the first place?

So yes, you can go ahead and tell them.