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[smartass_carrow]

Sex Ed. You've GOT to be kidding me. In Hogwarts? We're not some random Public School, for goodness sake. And especially not taught by crackheads our teachers.

...This is ridiculous. Avery, don't you work at the Ministry? Can't you do something about this?

On and Dolohov, you better do something to appease me. I still have your wand.

Anyone wants

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[nomudbloods]

You need sex ed.

Give me my wand back.

[smartass_carrow]

Nah, it's reserved for lesser individuals like you.

Wrong answer, Dolvy.

[nomudbloods]

Speaking as someone who's got a daughter, I think I have a fair idea of how my bits work.

I'm going to beat you up. Give me my wand.

[smartass_carrow]

If you think all your jibes at me are intimidating me into returning you your wand, you're seriously deluded.

[fleurdelhiver]

You're not taking it? why not? I think it would be entertaining at least.

And I would like some candy please.

[smartass_carrow]

I suppose. But the whole notion is ridiculous, you have to admit that.

*owl arrives with assorted candy*

[catchmelove]

What's all the leftover candy from?

[smartass_carrow]

From my birthday, what'd you think?

[catchmelove]

Well, I hadn't any thoughts, really.

[smartass_carrow]

Do you want some?

((She's so cute with Cassandra ^^))

[smartass_carrow]

Damn.
You could at least try. Or you could come back to school and entertain me. It's so boring around here now.

[knittingmugwump]

It is not a mandatory class, you don't have to take it if you choose not to.

[smartass_carrow]

How long is it going to be?