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[smartass_carrow]

This is NOT FUNNY. Someone stole my potions essay. Obviously because of its brilliant content and style of writing, but I do not appreciate said someone's worship of me by poaching my work. You know, if I'd known that the first time I've decided to do homework this year would result in such vulgar behaviour, I wouldn't have done it at all.

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[thatglitters]

Wait, wait. You ACTUALLY did your homework? This is a first. And then someone stole it?

AHAHAHAHA! Seriously though. Maybe you aren't meant to do homework.

[smartass_carrow]

I DID. I don't think it's a funny matter alright. Stop laughing.

That's what I think too. Think I'll have any luck telling the teachers that?

[thatglitters]

Why? It's funny! Okay, okay. No more laughing.

I dare you to try and tell them that! See what they say. Now that would be funny!

[smartass_carrow]

...You are EVIL. I say this with a passion.

They would probably roll their eyes at me.

[ravenscath_ian]

Your essay, if you can call it that, Carrow, happens to be lying on your desk where we last had potions. You left it there. No one stole it.

[smartass_carrow]

It was? So says the culprit. You know, Smethwyk, if you're such a fan of my works you can tell me. I'll even autograph one for you. Is it with you now?

[ravenscath_ian]

It was, yes. Proof of your brilliance.

Well, now.Need it urgently, do we? And what would I get in payment of pulling a Gringotts Security Service for your precious excuse for Potions work?

[smartass_carrow]

Actually, no. I'm hardly going to grovel for a piece of paper. I'll just tell Slughorn you stole it.

[poison_infrench]

Why would I have the remotest bit of concern for your potions homework? No excuses.

[smartass_carrow]

Because by law of association, I am now too depressed to do ANY homework.

[poison_infrench]

Just because you lost one peice of homework? I see.

[smartass_carrow]

Has anyone told you that you're too cynical for your own good, Professor?

Private to Hestia

[smartass_carrow]

Wicked. Where's she now? And excuse me, I don't need your forgiving. You owe me, in fact.

[nomudbloods]

Lost your homework, you say? I burned mine.

I mean, I accidentally burned mine, of course.

[smartass_carrow]

That sounds suspisciously like an afterthought. Apparently, I didn't lose it. Smethwky took it, but he's not returning me.

[nomudbloods]

I was Confused. It was Wilkes' fault. I think.

Huh. Smethwyk. Tall Ravenclaw bloke, likes to stare into space, kinda fruity, yes?

[smartass_carrow]

My, Aren't we coherent today.

Huge ego, that I know. Kinda like Potter.