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[smartass_carrow]

I-

He-

I- I can't believe this. He likes Smethwyk. Why does he have to pretend this is about me? Running out like that. It would help if I didn't have to feel so guilty about everything. I don't have to report everything to him! And the way he said it. Random person after random person. What was he trying to say? Just because he was pissed that I

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[nomudbloods]

Oi, you. Are you done acting strange?

[smartass_carrow]

Buzz off, Dolohov. I've got no time for you.

[nomudbloods]

But you've got time for Jugson, eh? Yeah, I see how it is.

[smartass_carrow]

Jealous, sweetheart?

[thatglitters]

In the library? Do you even know where that is? I could offer you a map if you needed it.

What's got you in a mood?

[smartass_carrow]

Don't be daft. You are the one who doesn't know where that is.

Nothing.

[thatglitters]

Oh please. I go there more than you could ever hope to.

Nothing puts you in a bad mood? Nevermind.

[smartass_carrow]

Like I said, please do not remind me of my non-affinity of the library. I might be forced to hex you.

Nothing's going on!!! Why does no one ever believe that when I say so?

[angiewilkes]

Juuugson? What happened?

[smartass_carrow]

He suffered my wrath. Can always ask him for detail.

[rosier_to_ashes]

Oh nothing happened to Jugson. He just had the best time of his life watching me get held in the air by my ankle.

[smartass_carrow]

Oh don't be so bitter about it. You know you love the attention.

[victor_jugson]

Damn, I ain't explaining a thing.

[smartass_carrow]

If you can talk to Dolohov about knickers, I don't see why you're shy about something like this. Isn't that right, pumpkin?

[victor_jugson]

I'm not shy, I just don't see why I should be explaining anything.

And I'm not some kind of fruit. I have a name.

[smartass_carrow]

Don't be shy, darling.
Oh I'm sorry, sugarcakes.

private to Amycus/Ian

[ravenscath_ian]

You're never in the library, geek

And you asked for this one.

Private to Ian/Amy

[smartass_carrow]

Says the bigger geek.

Erm. Er. Sorry about the last time.

Re: Private to Ian/Amy

[ravenscath_ian]

You're a right smug bastard, Carrow.

Which part, you running off to Black or you bloody snogging me? What bloody last time.

Re: Private to Ian/Amy

[smartass_carrow]

Says you.

Take your pick. I suppose I owe you for both. Not that you didn't like it though.

...er. Are you free?