Voice mail

[smartestone]

"You've reached Hermione. Please leave a message clearly stating your name, reason for calling, date and time, and a number where I can reach you and I will get back to you as soon as possible."

Comments

[turtle_techie]

[From here.]

"Thank you, my teeth are fine, but I'm not selling anything. I don't even have a store! So you, ah, don't need to mind it or anything. Thanks."