friends and pranksters only...

[smarty_no_pants]

...for my own deluded and sometimes amusing reasons, this is a 'friends & pranksters' only area!

Leave a joke, a haiku, a naughty tale or an amusing anecdote - preferably of a sexual/silly nature - to join the current group of hecklers & jokesters.

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Joke!

[ringpull]

does this qualify me to be a friend?

The phone rings. The lady of the house answers, "Hello?"
"Mrs Ward, please."

"Speaking," she replies.

" Mrs Ward, this is Doctor Jones at the Medical Testing Laboratory. When your Doctor sent your husband's samples to the lab, the samples from another Mr. Ward were sent as well, and now we're uncertain as to which ones are your husband's. Frankly, it is either bad or terrible."

"What do you mean?" Mrs Ward asks.

"Well, one Mr. Ward has tested positive for Alzheimer's disease and the other positive for AIDS. We can't tell which your husband's is."

"That's terrible! Can't we just do the test over?" questions Mrs Ward.

"Normally, yes. But Medicare won't pay for these expensive tests more than once."

"And? What the hell am I supposed to do now?" she enquires, very upset.

"The people at Medicare recommend that you drop your husband off in the middle of town. If he finds his way home, don't sleep with him."

Re: Joke!

[smarty_no_pants]

Ha! Nice joke. If you were trying to get added as a friend I have no problem with that. I know you are on my dear friend f_l_i_r_t's journal. Color yourself added. But, be warned, it's not THAT exciting around this part of the journal world. *L*

Re: Joke!

[ringpull]

I thank you, be warned mine is no literary masterpiece but a means to an end.I like to meet people so it is a great way.Not a patch on f_l_i_r_t,s. In fact I am still trying to get to grips with the whole Journal thing.
I do hope that her mum is ok along with herself as she is a little noticeable by her absents.
'Take care out there'

[cheeky_1]

you still around???? miss ya

[kinkysmart]

There was a guy who was struggling to decide what to wear to go to a fancy costume party... Then he had a bright idea.

When the host answered the door, he found the guy standing there with no shirt and no socks on.

"What the hell are you supposed to be?" asked the host.

"A premature ejaculation," said the man. "I just came in my pants!"

- T. (friend of F_L_I_R_T)

[smarty_no_pants]

Ha. Good one. Like that. Welcome to the list. Things have been mundane around my journal for quite a while now, but always happy to add on someone else. *S*. I'll check out your entries. Flirt says I'll likely enjoy them. *S*

[kinkysmart]

Nice to meet you, too.