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In which Nabooru became the worst influence ever.

Oct 14, 2011 02:20

Who: Nabooru, you, you, you, some more you's, oh - maybe you, too
When: Oct. 14 - Evening ~ Late Night
What: It's a shindig. No, seriously. Nabs wanted everyone to get together for drinks. (And she's inconspicuously trying to force Byrne into being more sociable.) And by everyone, we do mean everyone of age.
Where: This... here tavern in FDC. No, ( Read more... )

kasugami (okami), duster (mother), goose (pilotwings), knuckles (sonic the hedgehog), dana/dialga (pokemon), eva (metal gear), jon talbain (darkstalkers), krystal (starfox), lash (advance wars), byrne (zelda), lighter (mother), otacon (metal gear), rhys (fire emblem), wario (mario), bowser (mario), jake (advance wars), leon powalski (starfox), claus (mother), !open log, voile/gardevoir (pokemon), phoenix wright (ace attorney), vinnie/venusaur (pokemon), nephenee (fire emblem), nabooru (zelda), mei ling (metal gear), max (advance wars), samus aran (metroid), frank west (dead rising)

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Imagine this is not a smile tank_rockarms October 18 2011, 04:14:51 UTC

At some point during the evening Max had gone from "I've had a couple" to "Oh wait I'm actually a giant lightweight."

He spotted Sonny from across the bar. Oh good, Sonny was there. With. With that girl.

Sonny was so good with the ladies. Max was so bad at it.

Max came up to Sonny with tears glistening in his eyes. "Hey."

Re: Imagine this is not a smile punchtheflute October 18 2011, 04:26:56 UTC

"Hi Max!!" Sonny exclaimed. His arm was still over Voile's shoulder, and he was grinning hugely. He'd only been drinking soda and eating pickles, so, he was not at all inebriated.

"How are you? Having fun!?"

Re: Imagine this is not a smile reservedempath October 18 2011, 04:33:02 UTC

Oh, hello Max. Who happened upon Voile and Sonny. Together. Like. Together.

She blinked and looked between the two, rubbing her nose ever so gently. "Hello, Max." Then she leaned over just to get a better look. "Are you okay?"

No. She wasn't inebriated either. Fortunately.

Re: Imagine this is not a smile tank_rockarms October 18 2011, 05:47:44 UTC

Max was shuffling closer and closer to the couple...

How... together... are you two...

Because Max is about two seconds away from bear hugging Sonny.

Re: Imagine this is not a smile punchtheflute October 18 2011, 06:09:38 UTC

They've scooched their stools right up next to one another. He's had his arm on her shoulders on and off as they talked. They are pretty close.

"...Max? Are you OK?"

He was going to ask if those were tears in Max's eyes. But. That was doubtful. Wasn't it?

Re: Imagine this is not a smile reservedempath October 18 2011, 07:29:50 UTC

Yeeeeah. They are pretty close. Voile blinked and she looked over to Sonny. "I think he's upset. Maybe you better comfort him?"

Meaning. She doesn't want to get caught in the crossfire.

Re: Imagine this is not a smile tank_rockarms October 18 2011, 23:34:17 UTC

Too slow, Voile. You should have ran while you had the chance. You're being hugged.

"It's so beautiful. Seein' you two. Together," said Max, who was now shaking with sobs as he bear hugged the two. "So beautiful. You're gonna. Have such. Beautiful babies."

He's still human, but this icon best describes his reaction. punchtheflute October 19 2011, 00:06:55 UTC

Sonny's face was buried in some muscle. He was having a slight issue with drawing breath. He thought it might have been a neck muscle because the noises Max was making were so loud. Or maybe it was just that Max was a very loud guy.

He pushed his face upward so that at least his nose was free, and his arm wrapped around Max. He liked hugs. Even if they we a little bit awkward. Or a lot awkward.

'But Max.' he tried to say. 'We haven't even kissed yet, I think it is a little too early to talk about babies?'

Unfortunately, it sounded like "Buthmach - eeabbenebenkischyet? Afenthichalibbletoorlytotalthaboubebbe?" because his mouth was a little bit smooshed.

Re: He's still human, but this icon best describes his reaction. reservedempath October 19 2011, 00:10:12 UTC

Wait. Wait. WAIT.

Voile flailed an arm. Likely the only one she had free. What did Max even mean?? Babies. BABIES. Just the thought made her blush to the very roots of her hair. Her relationship with Sonny was the most innocent one she'd ever really had and she about suffered a mass frenzy of pink just holding his hand.

She didn't know what Sonny had said, but she imagined that was going to be the same thing she would have said. So she did the next best thing and tried to wriggle out of Max's grasp.

Re: He's still human, but this icon best describes his reaction. tank_rockarms October 19 2011, 03:30:52 UTC

Oh, the manly tears, how they flowed down his cheeks as he continued to hug the tiny people he was crushing in his muscular arms.

"So beautiful," said Max, still sobbing. "You're gonna... have so many... babies."

Re: He's still human, but this icon best describes his reaction. punchtheflute October 19 2011, 05:09:39 UTC

....what was Max's fascination with him having baies all of a sudden?

He managed to pull back just a little bit.

"Max. Max. Maaaax. Can you please be careful - I don't think you should hug us so tight. We only just started hugging a little bit and holding hands - I think talking about babies is getting a bit too carried away."

He was blushing fit to catch alight - G-Goodness! Considering they had yet to do so much as gently press lips, carried away was putting it mildly.

Re: He's still human, but this icon best describes his reaction. reservedempath October 19 2011, 05:40:07 UTC

I... I can't breathe...

She shook her head and then began to nod in agreement with Sonny. "I-it's true! We... we barely even... I... Not..."

Her arm flailed again because she didn't have the same strength to set herself free, "Wehaven'tevenkissedyet."

Re: He's still human, but this icon best describes his reaction. tank_rockarms October 19 2011, 21:24:07 UTC

Max finally loosens up on the two of you. Now he's just grabbing Sonny by the shoulders and looking at him deeply in the eyes.

"You... you ain't gonna have babies?" Max asks, looking hurt by the prospect.

Re: He's still human, but this icon best describes his reaction. punchtheflute October 20 2011, 02:44:36 UTC

Sonny was looking just a little bit terrified. He didn't want to hurt Max's feelings.. by.. not getting people pregnant. But he didn't exactly want to lie and say he was fully intending on giving Voile a whole litter of bouncing baby Raltzlaxes because frankly, he was still trying to stir up enough courage to give her a peck on the cheek. That was far less a commitment than giving her a babby.

".....maybe? I don't know? I've never really thought about it? We just went on our first date last week Max I think it might be a little early for that?"

....at least they could breathe, now.

Re: He's still human, but this icon best describes his reaction. reservedempath October 20 2011, 02:53:44 UTC

When she was freed, Voile lifted her hands to dust herself off. This talk of babies. Why was this coming up? Maybe Max saw something that she couldn't see yet. Maybe he saw her and Sonny making a family together? She didn't even know what was going on with him. She looked over to the Snorlax and simply watched him for a few moments, more interested in his response than how she was going to just yet.

Then she rubbed at her cheeks gently. "Sonny's right," she confirmed quietly. "We only just went on our first date recently. While children... Uhm. It... We're not saying 'no' per se, but we are not currently working on having children."

And that seemed like a really good way to answer.

Re: He's still human, but this icon best describes his reaction. tank_rockarms October 20 2011, 04:01:40 UTC

"Bro," said Max, the tears streaming down his face, "I'm so sorry, bro. Bro, you're my bro, bro, and I'm so sorry, bro." What is this? Extreme weightroom-speech impediment disease?

Still holding onto your shoulders.

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