Oh, look. It's this douchebag.

[blazinglizard]

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[reservedempath]

...

[This guy is very... confrontational.]

You must be a member of Green's team...

[Voile is stating the obvious, okay.]

[blazinglizard]

You're a real sharp one, ain't you? What rock have you been livin' under the past two or three years?

[Allow me to also state the obvious: Char is a king douche.]

[reservedempath]

I'm not familiar with Red or Green. I was only recently informed of the rivalry between the two.

[She'll try to take him in stride.]

[blazinglizard]

I don't blame you for not knowin' Red. He's the most unimportant guy here. But I'm amazed you ain't at least heard of Green's crew. I mean, I pretty much own this place.

[Godspeed, Voile.]

[reservedempath]

I've heard of you, but I've never exchanged words with you. I know some of Green's team, and some of Red's as well. There aren't so many that I'm very close to, however, minus Sonny.

[She's beginning to see why Red Team dislikes Green.]

[blazinglizard]

[I promise it's just Char who's this rampantly unlikable, Voile. The rest are cool, honest.]

Sonny Moe, huh? He's...

[Actually kind of alright I MEAN WHAT NO. This summer was a little too good to him.]

...annoyin' as fuck.

[That's better.]

Surprised you ain't friends with all of 'em, if he likes you. They're all about bein' a super-special-friendship-squad.

[reservedempath]

[Okay. She's smiling a little. Char, you're a jerk, but at least you're... kind of silly.]

I think he's adorable.

[And he is. He really, really is. When he wants to be.]

Just because he likes me doesn't mean they do. I've met a few of them and apparently they've all heard about me, but I'm not that close to them. Some of us did recently celebrate Bulba's birthday, however.

[blazinglizard]

Give it time, I guess. Like I said, they can't resist a chance to wave that "magic of friendship" stuff around.

...Still ain't sure why they gave a single fuck about his birthday. You'd think they'd be a bit more careful about fraternizin' with the enemy. Guess loyalty ain't such a big deal to 'em, huh?

[reservedempath]

I think it's because some of them don't want to constantly fight amongst each other. There's really no way for Green and Red and their teams to even remotely be civilised together?

[blazinglizard]

None whatsoever, sweetheart. They took somethin' important away from Green. They might not think that matters much, but it damn well matters to me. I'll consider bein' civilized after they've paid.

[reservedempath]

[Sweetheart. Heeeeeh.]

Yes. Bulba said something of the same. I'm not sure Red's team understands how it feels to be on Green's team's position...

I've not actually brought it up with Sonny or any of the others, however, so I don't know if they understand.

[blazinglizard]

You kiddin' me? 'Course they don't understand. That team don't know shit all about what it's like to hafta earn somethin'. They just sit around pattin' each other on the back and wait for shit to fall into their lap.

[reservedempath]

I'm not involved at all, but from an outside perspective, could it be that they just don't notice what they're doing and how it affects others? And has anyone tried to bring it up in such a manner that didn't belittle or disrespect them?