A Real Boy...

[smashadams]

So there's this guy named Jeppetto. Jeppetto has wanted a son for a really long time. There's a traditional method to sloving this problem, pork. But his wife and him just aren't haveing any luck. She's kinda fat and, well, he can never really get her off. Knowing that just really depresses a guy. So the porkin' just isn't very fun for poor

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[samiamkrazy]

I think Jeppetto should stop calling it porkin'. I mean i know she's fat and all, but does she sound like a pig? I mean, if he doesn't get her off then she wouldn't make and squealing sounds.

I think Jeppetto shouldn't pork this woman anymore, he's got more of a chance of Pinnochio becoming a real boy than ever getting her off. The end.