Calling all FE lords, calling all FE Lords

[lensterprince]

*some dude in white armor is hanging on a tree*

I, Prince Leaf, have conquered this throne in the name of Waffles Lenster!! *dramatic Castle music followed by record scratch*

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WTH HALP I'M STUCK ON A TREE!!!

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well hi there :D

[alteanprince]

Are... are you alright? How did you get up there?

He's clearly out of it right now. XD

[lensterprince]

I don't know, this is worse than tea and crumplets.

Where the hell is Fin? Actually what the hell...when did you get a shiny sword Fin? I thought you had a lance?

Oh dear XD

[alteanprince]

I'm sorry, I'm not Fin. I am Prince Marth of Altea.

Perhaps you've hit your head?

[lensterprince]

How does that work? I'm just defending my homeland.

Marth? That...

...sounds nothing like anyone back home.

how about a dark lord?

[powerdriven]

Watches him for a moment...

How very pathetic. You managed to get yourself up there, so get yourself down.

[lensterprince]

At least there's always next Chapter.

Gosh damn it, how will I stop an invasion on top of a tree...

[powerdriven]

What a problem indeed. Chuckles in vague amusement. You do not even have the courage to escape the clutches of a mere tree. How ever do you plan to stop an invasion, boy?

[lensterprince]

My giant cheesestick will protect me! *holds up Light Sword*

[bouncymount]

[Yoshi stares up at Leaf.] ...yoshi?

[lensterprince]

Step away from me, O Cleverly Disguised Dragon Knight. I, Prince Leaf, Lord of Lenster the land of muffins and tea, will smite you with my mighty Cheesestick!!

[bouncymount]

[Yoshi tilts his head to the side.] ...yoshi?

[lensterprince]

Step aside, Thracian. This pastry is mine!! *staring at random cake that just fell in*

[juiniorlord]

*Suddenly, there's a flash of light as Leaf hears someone drawing their sword, and then he hears someone jump and slice the branch Leaf is stuck to. The person then sheathes their blade and turns around*

Leaf, do I have to bail you out again?

[lensterprince]

Damn it Celice. You did not need the Holy Toilet Plunger to save me.

[juiniorlord]

Did you hit yourself on the head?

It's the Tyrfing! It's a sword, not a...Toilet Plunger? What's a Toilet, anyway?

[lensterprince]

No you see. Its the Holy Toilet Plunger. Not even Tordo's Waffles were a match for it.

NANANANANANANANANANANA EF EEEEEE

[missmarth]

Your name is Leaf? One would think that perhaps you may be able to conquer trees, or something.

Re: NANANANANANANANANANANA EF EEEEEE

[lensterprince]

I won back my homeland. Do not diss me or my mighty cheesestick, Lenster Knight.

[missmarth]

Mighty... cheesestick.

Wait a moment. I'm no mere knight!

[lensterprince]

You're too cute simple to be a mistress. Step aside, or my cheesestick meets your head.