(new here! I figured why not try to wake this place up?)

[sausagesurprise]

[ There is a loud beep--very archaic-sounding--as Mr. Game & Watch's "fist" hits the table he's sitting at, here in this unknown place--one of the dorm kitchens. He doesn't know how he got here, but he isn't really that thrilled about it.]

Dammit. Where the hell am I? .....do I really need this right now?

I know what I need. I need a freakin' beer.

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[superpeachhime]

[ here, have a princess in search of tea. ]

O-oh my! Such harsh words!

[sausagesurprise]

'scuse my French then, tootse, but I've had a bad day. I have no idea how the hell I ended up here.

[ looks up at her. I guess? HE HAS NO EYES!! ]

Maybe you know something about it. Why am I here and why is everything so.....not...flat?

[superpeachhime]

[ he sure is a curious fellow. ]

Oh my, I'm not sure! For me, the world has always looked this way. I'm not sure how I got here but the tea is absolutely wonderful ♥

[sausagesurprise]

[ pauses, a bit baffled by the optimism that radiates from this woman ]

...well, I guess tea is okay too. But I better be able to find somethin' else later or I'm gonna bust a nut.

[pk_rockin]

A beer? Not sure where you'd get that. *sips a Root Beer as he says this*

[sausagesurprise]

Well aren't you helpful.

[ eyes the root beer in Ness's hand ]

If you can find root beer you can find real beer. Go fetch me some, kid.

[pk_rockin]

'scuse me?

I'm not your fetchin' boy. I got this from a vending machine over there *points*, it dun' got any beer, just random pop.

[sausagesurprise]

Tch. Forget it.

Where'd you come from, anyway? I don't suppose you can tell me how on earth I ended up in this dump?

This sure as hell ain't no Superflat.

[ eyes the vending machine though, wondering if any of that stuff is poisonous. paranoid? yes. maybe. ]

[ze_commando]

Tea is better.

[sausagesurprise]

What makes you think I freaking care about what your beverage of choice is, kid?

Christ.

[ze_commando]

Well you'll be hard pressed to find what you're trying to find around here.

[sausagesurprise]

It'd help if I knew where the hell "around here" is.

[ staggers over to the drawers and digs through them in short, jerky movements ]

Do you have any idea, or are you just as clueless as the rest of these chumps?

[daisy4brawl]

Will you stop making that obnoxious beeping sound?!

[sausagesurprise]

Oh, does it bother you, sweetcheeks?

[ BEEPS LOUDER ]

Unfortunately it happens every time I move a fucking limb, so I think you'll have to learn to deal with it.

[daisy4brawl]

Man, that's annoying. How can you stand it?! What if you were trying to watch a movie or something and you moved at the dramatic quiet part? Or what if -- [suddenly freaking out at this idea] what if you moved in your sleep and it woke you up?! Does that ever happen?!

[sausagesurprise]

[ laughs. which is actually just that long rolled beeping noise that he makes when he does his taunt. I always try to imitate it when I win but it never works so well, sob.]

I'm sure you can imagine what sex is like.

[hero_plumber]

Oh-a Hello there!

[sausagesurprise]

[ stares at this red, overalled plumber of a man ]

Is this place a freak show or what? Why the hell is everybody wearing such creepy clothes?

Or, well, clothes at all, I guess. It'd probably do ya some good to try and feel the freakin' breeze for once, pal.

[hero_plumber]

But it's-a my only outfit!....Are-a you wearing anything?

[sausagesurprise]

Nope. Do I really need to be? It's not like I have somethin' to cover up. If I happen to need somethin' else I can just make it come out at will, y'know. And believe me, the pixel length is more than enough to compensate for not having clothes.

[ way too much information whoa there whoa ]

Anyways, maybe you should invest in something new to wear. I think you'd look kinda spiffy in a leather jacket. Ever tried that?