i never do these but i thought this one was funny

[smashinopumpkin]

ok, so...my mom is black, my dad is a jew ( oh what a fit the kkk would have), my brother and sister seem like two celebrities who would date or maybe they have and i just dont read the enquirer, my dog is named after one of the greatest musicians of all time, umm i have a boyfriend but uh its orlando bloom so who's complaining, and my best friend

Comments

[crazypoophead21]

your best friend is hot. ;)

[liketheatlantic]

you don't have pink eye, your eyes are fine. geez.

[smashinopumpkin]

i dunno what was up with those eyes, they were a little pink and itchy for awhile but now they are better, hanging out with you probably cured them

[krazeynacca]

oh man orlando bloom babay... hes soo hot... so lucky! lol :-D

[sex_your_pirate]

Your best friend is my boyfriend.