Uh oh

[smaugthegreat]

I seem to have awakened in the arms of a dwarf.

EWWWWW!!!!! WRETCH!!!! THE HAIR!!!!! BLEGH BLEGH BLEGH BLEGH...but why do they taste so good?

Oh, how far the mighty have fallen! *gets up and looks for his fishnets and heels*

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[oisonofvei]

*mutters* Numnumnum. *wakes up* Oh! *then moans* Oooooohhhh!!

[smaugthegreat]

*rooting around for his fishnets* Alright, dwarf, first thing's first. Where the fuck are we, and how much did you pay me and where did that cash go because it certain-as-fuck-ain't in my corsette.

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[oisonofvei]

O_O!!!!! Uuuuhhhh, behind the Food Court.

Uh, pay you? Oh. *nervously* Ehe. Ehehehe! No, I wouldn't take part is such exploitive practices. Love must be free and all that, you know. Uuhhhh, but we didn't.

[smaugthegreat]

I thought I smelt Hobbit Links and Elf Toes.

Yeah. *squints at him* You mean you didn't uSe AnD aBuSe Me LiKe EvErYoNe ElSe?! We.....didn't? Then why in the name of Eru, bless his Star Trek loving heart, are my fishnets all the way the fuck over there?