Ok, I left Damian at Long & Arda. Melkor, babes, I'll give him the evil instructing and what not once I find a home HOMEWRECKER!!!. ~sweet, sensuous grin ( Read more... )

So, I land on the Lonely Mountain and strut my way up to the front gates. Do you know what was engraved above my o so favourite entrance to my o so beautiful lair ( Read more... )

Mmmwell, well well.

It looks like his sexiness has put me in charge of the proper instruction in the ways of evil for young Damian. Isn't that fabulous?

Of course, I took one look at the child, and decided he looked much too innocent for evil.

So... with just a little dash and glam, I've improved his look dramatically.

Drum roll please...

( *drum roll* )

*staggers out from under the rock he's been living...under*

Whoa...*picks at tear in fishnets* looks like the mun came to his senses. About fucking time.

*grinds against all of Arda and flies off*

I'm gorgeous.

*pole dances*

*wakes up and stares at Norolinde and Jade*

Mmmmk....what'd I d..do? *staggers out of the chair and snuggles up beside them, casting an arm across the two of them* Not a pile of gold and jewels....but will suffice. *dozes*

Flamingos just don't do it for me anymore.

There is a certain sophistication to humping inanimate objects, alright? The house I'm excused for, it was moving. Slowly.

Besides... in every young dragon's life, there comes a time...