Ryan, Shut Up and Kiss Me.

[smc36]

I wrote for oc_gambit who *challanged* someone to take the sentence

"Ryan, Just Shut Up and Kiss Me"

and TRY to make it convincing without being cheesy.
Who knows - you may end up calling me Chedder after this but I attempted that sentence twice

Here is the first one I wrote:

Title: The One
Rating: G (sorry)
For: Oc_gambit

Comments

[60schic]

Oh. Oh! OH!!! Snaps to you, girl. This is perfect. Gambit will love it. You made me LOL so many times:

Then she called him a Man Whore. - - I think this should be the next challenge - *Ryan the Man Whore*

and Ryan can get back to the random sex acts of not finding ‘the one.’

Instead, Ryan busies himself with several acts of random sex with a number of different randoms.

Unfortunately, as Sandy so fatherly predicted - these indiscriminate acts of sexually not looking for the one quickly gets old, especially given the fact neither of Ryan’s heads can stop focusing on Donna. *snorts*

“Gardner?”

It takes everything Ryan has not to say, “No. Lohan,” - -*double snorts*

Thank you for my laughs of the day. But it only makes me want you to write way more Sandy/Ryan fic. At least I can now go on to your 2nd piece.

[smc36]

I've tried to write again - I've gotten bits and pieces of other things and just nothing concrete. I'm glad I could get through the challange and hope to not disappoint gambit.

[oc_gambit2]

Disappointed? Hardly. I'm still squeeing for joy and gasping with laughter....Thanks SOOOOOOO much, doll!

[oc_gambit2]

"Then she called him a Man Whore. - - I think this should be the next challenge - *Ryan the Man Whore*" *snorts* Oh chic, try not to be so....predictable! *smirk*

But yeah, she gives great Ryan-Sandy, doesn't she?

And I want you to know I typed my reactions without reading any comments first- we're sharing that OC hive brain again....

[smc36]

Thanks.
I'm sure Seth would have fun at Ryan's expense. And Ryan would have to hurt him. Cause Seth always seems to deserve to get hurt!

[xwaltzforvenus]

Well, I love this for so many reasons (number one on my list being that my name is, in fact, Donna). But disappointed Sandy and Kirsten, and man-whoring Ryan, and across-the-country-snarky Seth makes me happy, too.

[oc_gambit2]

There is indeed so much to love: "number one on my list being that my name is, in fact, Donna"-- LOL. And here we thought that ctoan was the only one getting presents today, huh?

Yes, I'll share this with you.

[smc36]

Hee- *Smc scores twice* with the name. Thanks.

[famous99]

I echo Brandy's sentiment ♥
I loved the comparison to Lindsay and Ryan's inability to deal with it. Of course, I always enjoy PDP, even more so with an adult Ryan. Somehow, you always make adult Ryan reduced to a kid again.

[smc36]

Because reducing Ryan to a kid is just so much fun!
Gambit is a Lindsay/Ryan fan - so that one was easy, and let's face it - would I really ever give him a girl that was anything like Marissa?
Yeah, that is rhetorical since we both know that answer!!

:>)

*hoping for the 23rd*!

[famous99]

Of all the couplings, Lindsay/Ryan was one of my favorite. Marissa, of course, was my least favorite.
*ditto on the 23rd!*

[katwoman76]

This was so cute. Really sweet. ♥
And Sandy and Ryan referring to eachother as father and son will never get old anyway, so all these Berkeley stories where they are just that for everyone will always be highly valued by me anyway.
LOVE. \o/

[smc36]

And Sandy and Ryan referring to eachother as father and son will never get old anyway, so all these Berkeley stories where they are just that for everyone will always be highly valued by me anyway

Ditto - which is why I think I do them. Well, not do them but yeah - you know what I mean...
:>)
Damn though - wouldn't you be wiling to DO them?
*gotta get my mind out of the gutter, I've got to work in an hour*