Beware the Sky People.

I'm not fucking around guys, heed my words.

They're fucking ruthless.

man, when life gives you lemons, they are BIG ASS lemons

fat lemons in fact

fat lemons who don't think logically or live in reality

You know, we all look forward to the next extension of a popular fad or want to know where something goes ( Read more... )

i'm so smart! yes!

I WANT TO FUCK YOU!

Matt = tired = of everyone's shit

this = waste = of people's time

why = do i = even bother to write these?

Meh, I might as well do one of these ( Read more... )

Second post of the day, a Matt Lewis record ( Read more... )

Being a jerkass like I am, I like to think that I look at things with a mild degree of an open mind ( Read more... )

hey juniors, freshmen, and sophomores

guess what?

OWNED!

Up note, I got a new cat

That's 3 cats now

That's 2 over the allowed limit in my apartments

You know what that is? That's awesome.

Illegal killies is probably the bext offense ever.

And no, that x in the word "best" was not a mistake at all