Q: How long does a box of Count Chocula last?

[smeehrrr]

A: Two days.

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

Comments

[firni]

Ah, trying to be a fat bastard like my husband, I see.

BUY ANOTHER BOX

[cubes]

What a coincidence, that is exactly how long a half gallon of Edy's Thin Mint Cookie ice cream lasts.