Dalek Awesomesauce Legacy 1.0
So i have been getting back into the Sims 2. I have been eyeing the Awesomesauce Legacy for a while and decided to give it a go. With no further ado i present the fruits of my pixilated labor:
Warning: Swearing, LOTS of Sexy Times, Pixel Nudity, and 85-ish pictures behind the cut (and one .gif *gasp*)
featuring sims by telectroscope , bunheadsbuns , thealicecat , sixamsims , and brilliantcat
Welcome to Renard Downs, the land of the free and the home of:
inappropriately placed trees...
creeper cats, multiple Pixel_Trade sims, and...
Our Founder. Did you notice how he doesn't have a personality? This is because i, like an idiot, forgot to check it...or screencap it...ever. *looks down and shuffles feet*
Anyway, Awesomesauce Rules Mandate that the last name be somehow related to the rainbow, and since the new Daleks closely resemble a gay pride parade i thought it was fitting.
see?
Apparently they felt that green and purple where superfluous.
grainy picture is grainy.
Note how our founder looks suspiciously like the new doctor...curious...
Anyway...
the Legacy House is looking rather pathetic at the moment, but at least we have the essentials: four walls, a toilet, a mini fridge, an ugly ass bed, and a sink...okay, at least MOST of the essentials.
and we commence with the money making! Paint Cerulean! Paint like you need floors!
a job might help as well.
and we have the welcoming wagon! Patrick by bunheadsbuns and Rae Nebular by telectroscope
why the hell did i take this?
Yeay for money making opportunities! Notice, i still have no floor.
I normally suck at chance cards, lets see if that trend continues. Let's go for Boss....
Yeay!
That sounds a lot fancier than it is.
Floors!...and drywall match wallpaper.
Now i finally have a place to put the Humble computer.
And Cerulean is anti-social, and therefore needs a friend.
Meet Courage the cowardly dog.
Cute!
Too bad i don't actually have room for him in the house.
And so it begins...That annoying Townie will stalk Cerulean for the rest of his natural life...you will see.
add on.
Holy Shit! He's a Poodle! NOOOOOO!!!!
Now let's get his ugly face out of the house so i don't have to look at him all day.
Neither, because they both suck!
Yeay for not taking risks because i'm a coward.
Time from Cerulean to find a woman (or a man).Then a night on the town it is.
And what is the first thing he does? Chats up the ineligible, possibly underage bartender.
Cerulean: "How would you like to move in with me and have my babies?"
Bartender: *is thrilled*
Hey look it's Beryllium by thealicecat
Beryllium: "Buttbabies you say?"
Beryllium: "I'm in!"
not so fast you two, i still want to have a look around.
Oh dear, she looks entirely to pleased for innocent conversation. Run Cerulean! Nefarious deeds are afoot!
Vampire: *stares down prey*
Cerulean: *Smutsles incorrectly*
Now everyone is just confused.
also, i have no idea who this guy is.
Hi Rae! This is the second time i have run into you, could this be the hand of fate at play?
I'll get back to you on that.
Here is one of my sims! this is Hugh from a challenge i did a while ago and then abandoned, he is lucky to have survived.
Okay, Vampire lady is stomping my queue and no one else really seems to be that attracted to Cerulean, time for bowling.
...or, i could have not screencaped that and so we immediately jump back to the house.
House update. New bed? yes.
Trolling for partners again, and we just end up playing chess with Buddy Holly by sixamsims, i wonder how he can see what he is doing without his glasses?
Alright, i am obviously not getting anywhere, time to call in the "expert" *cough*
But first...Ooo! Walkby. Quick! Grab her before she can escape! This is Öndótt Wulfmangler by brilliantcat
right, so i figure the more i spend the better my chances are that this will actually work...but, i don't have a whole lot of money to spend and this is a large chunk of it anyway...it will have to do.
Cerulean: "Please oh please don't go horribly wrong."
*sigh*
I am not quite sure what the point of this picture was...maybe to show that is didn't kick her old ass out.
considering i ignored you the whole time that is actually a decent rating.
now that the crusty is gone i can focus on she who mangles Wulf.
Awesome!
Wait, what!? GODDAMMIT!
Öndótt: *gropes*
Random Chess Player: *feels awkward*
Jobs for you.
and a makeover to bring her more in line with Ceruleans Turn ons.
And Vice-Versa.
Let the sexy times begin!
err, and again, apparently. Now with more nude!
every single day he brings this man home, Everyday!
flattop stalker: *is voyeur*
but you were so excited a moment ago! and also, dude seriously? when you are comfortable enough to not close the door while taking a dump in someone else's house WHILE they are proposing to their girlfriend then there is something seriously wrong.
Sex, it's all they do.
oh, and get promoted...though she doesn't do much of that.
is she seriously not pregnant yet? Risky Woohoo, pay attention Dammit!
oh good lord, really?
The make-out interation looks so dirty when no one is wearing clothes.
HA! i find this hilarious. Apparently Cerulean needs to improve his form, you'd think he would be doing better with all the practice he is getting.
Well regardless of skill, at least he got the job done.
That is it! No more dogs! All the time i have to do this. No more!
Oh yeah, that is a brilliant idea. you just stick that screwdriver in the CD drive, nothing could go wrong with that genius plan.
What is wrong dear?
Ahh, rage tears, i understand.
SHIT! Eat something! FAST!
also, there is now an upstairs.
*Phew*
*grumbles*
Go AWAY!!!! *rage tears*
Baby Time.
Holy Pale Baby Batman!
I didn't feel like torturing him with Heliotrope, so i shortened it.
And this is where i will leave you for now.
