Dalek Awesomesauce Legacy 1.1
Warning: Swearing, Sexy Times, Pixel Nudity, Child Neglect, Links, and 90-ish pictures behind the cut.
featuring sims by sixamsims and brilliantcat
Since we started making with the babies, we should probably have a place to store them, yes?
...He sorta matches the crib bedding, doesn't he?
No that's fine, your newborn baby is clearly not as important as your sexy times, he can wait.
Cerulean wanted a car, which he then promptly began to never use.
Alright Fine! I'll throw them a damn wedding party! I am not promising anything though, because i never do these things so it's liable to fail epically. Let's Watch *offers you bag of chips*:
Maybe i should have okayed their formalwear before hand? Cerulean looks fine but this is not really the weather for...what the hell is that anyway? A mid-drift bearing Asian Sahri!?
And once again Floorbaby is left to fend for himself. Also, two of the four guests have found their way to the kitchen. Jonathan is vomiting at the mere thought of commitment whilst bartender watches avidly from the sidelines.
The other two attendees are Buddy Holly by sixamsims and that damned townie.
Let the ceremony begin!
Seems to be going well so far.
Blast you Blurry Lens mode! Now i am stuck behind a wall and have no idea what the hell is going on!
Cerulean: *shock*
What? What is it? What did i miss!?
What's going on!?
*breaks down into hysterical tears*
After the main festivities Buddy takes it upon himself to start bitch fights with two of the other guests. Why are you so mean? That is not the Buddy Holly i know and love! Why can't you be more like this or perhaps this (p.s. nice pipe). Be adorkable and have a terminal case of the hiccups, i demand it of thee!
It's okay Buddy, i still love you. *comforts*
Well that's not surprising (especially since i forgot all about the cake.)
Cerulean attempting to get the last few hours of his life back.
Öndótt you just got married, can you at least wait one more day before you start farting hearts about other men?
Why are you still here?
It is Helio's birthday and Cerulean is thrilled...apparently.
Helio: *morphs with father*
And then nothing happens. For hours.
Oh God!
Helio meet the light fixture, Light fixture this is Helio.
Eww. Must fix..
There we go! That's better.
Öndótt: "Damn! He beat me to it."
They are obsessed with this bed. It doesn't matter that theirs is bigger and much more comfortable, this one is new and is therefore superior.
Helio: "Mom!"
Öndótt: "Helio!...you know what, no, you were right. Me, most definitely me." *wanders off*
and Helio is left to sleep in the dog house. :{C
Ahh, responsible parenting.
Helio: "I feel unclean!" *overts eyes*
Wait, what is that?
I don't know what that means!
But what part of that constituted baby?
Öndótt: "Dear God, why me!? i don't even want the one i have!"
Helio ages up again. Didn't he just do this two seconds ago?
...huh, could be worse...i just hope it gets better.
Yes, Yes that is great and all but what is it!?
Shut Up! It is a shade of purple!
Yeah, you say you are happy now, but just wait until he wants something, then you will be denying the whole thing ever happened.
She finally gets a promotion! Also, Cerulean hasn't given up his painting hobby, i am shooting for a plaque
Helio is stuck doing his homework outside amongst the weeds and filthy puddles.
Tyrian: "You are taking care of me. I Love you!"
Tyrian: "Wait, What? What the hell are you doing? I thought we were friends!"
Hey, i have gotten this one before! Then again...there was that time when Moorington was in the principals office when i went to tell him...oh well, i know this works some of the time so we are going with Report.
Yeay!
I don't know about you but i don't quite flail whilst playing the sims, apparently Helio does though...weirdo.
Yeay again!
Come one Cerulean build that skill! I need all of the hobby plates before this legacy is over!
Well this seems rather straight forward. Holograms are far superior to that over-done volcano.
What!? That's dumb! Gelatin would be far more difficult to realistically render than hamburgers because gelatin jiggles and hamburgers just stay stationary. I stand by my choice!
What? What do you mean you skipped work to sleep in Helio's bed? You Suck!
Wait what? Goddammit, do i just miss everything!?
Apparently so because i didn't catch this in time either. This is Toddling Tyrian.
Alright chance card, i will play your game, but don't think for one second that i am not still mad at you. I say Trust.
AWESOME!
Well that is just unnecessary...and apparently Business Tycoon was not Cerulean's lifetime want. I am sorry i lied to you, i told you i didn't write it down *sobs*
*sigh* Cerulean proving that even if you do make a ridiculous amount of money that doesn't mean that you can't still be dumb enough to stick your head in the trash compactor.
Aww, isn't that cu...wait a minute...that's not even your kid!
Awesomesauce rules stipulate that generation purple needs to be Wicca; So, i figure it is easier to make Cerulean a warlock first and then have him convert the kids from there. So we are off to find one of the Grand witches or whatever the hell they are called.
Oh look Cerulean, another pompous rich person that you can talk to, he even has a robe!
You two are going to get along just fine.
I thought he was off talking to his rich guy friend when suddenly i hear this godawful screeching noise. Well, that's not very dignified.
This speaks for itself.
Score! and all it took was twelve nonstop hours of meditating to wait for you to finally get here.
Aww shit! Time for the epic witchy battle, right guys?...Right? No? You guys are no fun!
I still don't know what that means!
Helio wants a friend, and since i have sworn off dogs, a cat it is then.
So cute!
*Neglect*
Gossiping about our cat, are we? How evil of you. Truly you are now worthy of the dark arts.
Muahahahahaha!
Dude, you already made up for the demotion thing, you can leave me alone now.
*Glares*
Whatever! Distribute them.
Yes, because it is Helio's fault that they are all greedy little bastards.
Alright, let's see if it sticks this time.
Tyrian ages into a child, and i don't have any better pictures for you.
Courages first haunting. He likes to turn on the bathtub and jump in it. Why couldn't you do that when you were alive?
I've seen you before. I know how this works.
Whatever. Holograms are still better.
Helio ages into teen!
But what do you look like!?
Helio tried to make grabby hands at Ceruleans Magical Book O'Magic
*Terror Squeal*
Ta Da! Pardon the pink nose, i was trying to give some color to his face.
That is all for now! Stay Tuned!
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