i am SO bored ( Read more... )

wassup homies ( Read more... )

ok, yes you can infact see the video

http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?in_article_id=24454&in_page_id=34

then click the link that says see the video here type-a-thing.

Very strange...

ha ha ha.

I have already posted a bulletin on myspace alerting the puclic to take note of the actual genius-ness of the story i read in the metro today. Actually the funniest story i have ever read. 
This is my favourite paragrpaph : - 
"A dangerous prank quite literally backfired and landed a 22-year-old squaddie in hospital with a scorched colon - ( Read more... )

I think ive broken my back.
I dont know how, or when, but it doesn't work properly anymore and it's beginning to grind my gears.
I did fall last week... in town... in the taxi queue,,, had managed to not only walk to the union, perform the macarena with the utmost precision, run around chasing my half naked friends all over the union holding a giant ( Read more... )

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How exciting is my life?
Tommorow I am, for the first time ever, going to a mobile phone distributing shop, to ACTUALLY pick up a phone that is going to be mine and only mine.
Filled out all the forms today and Im picking it up tomoro. This is the only phone (bar my debut mobile more commonly known as "the brick") that I have not aquired from a ( Read more... )

Stumbled across some rather interesting fact that I thought I would share with anyone who will actually read this pile of shit.

here y'arrr: -

Did you knooooooow?

1. Two out of every three couples turn their heads to the right when they kiss.

2. A simple peck uses two muscles; a passionate kiss, on the other hand, uses all 34 muscles in your face. Now ( Read more... )

Do you KNOW what they did today?
They put those fucking christmas lights up in George Square.
What the hell is wrong with the world?
It makes me think Christmas is nearer than it actually is.
Its undermining christmas as an amazing holiday that happens onece a year by dragging it out for fucking months!

What went wrong?

I finished my debut article as active journalist for the Strathclyde Telegraph today.
This is a proud moment in my life.
Ask me anything about the Trident nuclear missiles at Faslane guys. Coz I know it all.
Oh yeah.
Terribly exciting
This weekend was fairly uneventful. Worked all day on Friday which was fairly hardgoing as I was on by myself with ( Read more... )