HARU, YOUR ASS IS MINE!

[smeller_b]

OKAY, SO I WAS OVER AT MY NEW FRIEND SONG'S HOUSE, RIGHT? SO WAS HARU AND KING KUEI AND TOPH AND THE WATER TRIBE MILF. SONG'S HOUSE IS A GREAT HANG OUT, YOU SEE, BECAUSE SHE'S SO DAMN HOSPITABLE AND A GREAT COOK TO BOOT

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[professorzei]

OH MY GOD. :HAET FOR HARU IS RENEWED:

[smeller_b]

INORITE? I MEAN, WHY WOULD HE EVEN DO THAT?

[professorzei]

:EYE TWITCHES A LITTLE BIT: I'LL BE RIIIIIIIIIGHT BACK. :TOTES GUNNA STAB HARU:

[smeller_b]

UM, O-OKAY. :BLINKS:

[ur_face_is_mine]

*SILENTLY PUTS HARU ON A 'MUST STEAL FACE' LIST*

BEE HONEY, I WOULD NEVER DO ANYTHING TO UPSET YOU, BUT YOU SHOULD BE VERY GLAD THAT I BLESSED THAT BABY OF YOURS WITH DARK-SPIRIT-WORLD-CREATURE-BLESSING YESTERDAY. IT SAVED YOUR FETUS. :|

[smeller_b]

;_; THANK YOUUUUUUU.

THAT REMINDS ME. I'VE BEEN WONDERING: WHAT EXACTLY DOES THIS BLESSING ENTAIL? LIKE, IS PICKLE PROTECTED FROM PHYSICAL HARM, OR FROM EVIL INTENTIONS?

[killing_puppies]

OH COME ON. I'M PRETTY SURE MOM WAS HIGH AS A FUCKING KITE THE ENTIRE TIME SHE WAS PREGNANT WITH ME, AND LOOK HOW I TURNED OUT :DDDD

AS A PRECAUTION, THOUGH, YOU SHOULD DEFINITELY SEND ALL LEFTOVER POT-MUFFINS TO ME.

[smeller_b]

:|

I BELIEVE THAT SOKKA'S HOT MOM TOOK THEM ALREADY.

[diditwithhakoda]

YES, YES I DID.

[floozy_hair]

I TOOK THE LIBERTY OF FINDING OUT WHAT THAT COULD HAVE DONE TO PICKLE. THE ANSWER IS NOTHING.

[smeller_b]

ARE YOU KIDDING? ACCORDING TO THAT PARAGRAPH, CONSUMPTION OF WEED DURING PREGNANCY WILL GIVE US A LOW SOCIOECONOMIC STATUS!

BESIDES. THIS IS OMASHU HEMP WE'RE TALKING ABOUT. IT WAS PROBABLY LACED WITH CRACK.

[smeller_b]

THANKS, CHEECH.

:RUBS BELLY THOUGHTFULLY:

[reginleif42]

/NOT ZEI
CHAT. NAO. THIS APPLIES TO EVERYONE.

[maniacal_x3]

/NOT CHONG
I'M THERE.