REJECTION

[smellslikebutz]

NIIIIIIIIIIIICK

Comments

[miles_distant]

No.

[smellslikebutz]

Come on, Edgey!

What if I say "please"?

[miles_distant]

It's for your own good, Larry. You'll be so ashamed you won't be able to show your face around me if it takes you as long to pay me back as it did the last time I 'lent' you money.

...On the other hand...

[smellslikebutz]

That was different, Edgey! I was different! I'm a changed man!

I've got an idea! How about you just give me cash, then? Like an early Christmas gift! Christmas is only 9 months away, you know! Then you wouldn't have to worry about me paying you back, Edgey!

I'll even throw in a free portrait of you! I don't make that kind of offer very often!

[wrightswrongs]

No, Larry, I can't just go over there and 'give you the death penalty'. Besides, I was a defense attorney!

Are you sure you two hit it off? Are you sure it wasn't her just being nice to you because she was going to leave the country within 24 hours?

[smellslikebutz]

I saw LOVE in her eyes, Nick! She might not have said it... but who needs words, anyways?! Our love was so real I could almost feel the way our souls touched when she looked at me!!

[wrightswrongs]

Right. Which is why she set off for Russia. Did she even leave you her number?

[smellslikebutz]

S-She forgot to, that's all!!

[fragrant_coffee]

...How many supermodel girlfriends have you had?

[smellslikebutz]

Well....

This year, there was Jasmine, Heather, Lola, Krystal, Rose, Raven, Mocha, Bambi, Ginger, Amber, Candy, Aurora, Kristina...

[fragrant_coffee]

All of that was this year? You realize it's only March. That's about a week per girl, amigo.

[smellslikebutz]

I guess I'm just that popular with the ladies, dude!

[wild_mare]

Mr. Butz.

Kindly control yourself; I can practically hear your whining from here.

[smellslikebutz]

Franzy!!

It's been too long since I've seen you! I've been thinking about you a lot, Franzy! We should get together so I can fill a few more pages in Franzy’s Whip Lash Splash: Simple & Magnificent! Maybe over dinner? I think I've got enough cash left for some tacos!

[wild_mare]

Really, by this point I should have realized that absolutely nothing gets through to you.

I will not go out to dinner with you. I will not pose for your foolishly foolish book. And if that is not basic enough for you to understand, you are certainly the most prominent idiot on the face of the earth.

[smellslikebutz]

Please, Franzy?! You've gotta! I can't finish this book without you! You make me feel so inspired!!