Comments | smellslikebutz: Nearly free for the ladies, fifty cents for the guys.

smellslikebutz

Nearly free for the ladies, fifty cents for the guys.

Mar 29, 2008 17:05

Any ladies out there want to have their portrait drawn by the great Laurice Deauxnim? It's not too expensive... all you gotta do is let the great Larry Butz take you out on a date ( Read more... )

strippers get two for the price of one, an excuse to meet chicks, art commissions

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mediumfey March 30 2008, 04:42:13 UTC

Who's Laurice Deauxnim? Sounds kinda classy. Just hearing the name makes me want to go get my picture drawn!

Though Deauxnim sounds kinda familiar...where did I hear that from?

smellslikebutz March 30 2008, 05:04:31 UTC

Hey Maya! I'm Laurice Deauxnim! ...Well, not right now; only when I'm creating art! You really think it sounds classy? That's great! Maybe I should wear fancier clothes while I paint...

I borrowed the last name from my mentor, Ms. Elise. She was one cool lady. I figure the least I can do to show my appreciation is to carry on her name, y'know?

You should get your picture drawn! I can feel myself getting inspired already; I'll call it Magnificent Maya in Mauve!

1/? mediumfey March 31 2008, 05:38:01 UTC

"Magnificent Maya" huh? I like the sound of that!

2/? mediumfey March 31 2008, 05:40:37 UTC

W-W-Wait! You say you were the apprentice of my mother?! You must be a professional then!

wrightswrongs March 30 2008, 04:45:47 UTC

If you ask me, Larry, charging two hours of their time means your female customers are getting the worse end of the deal.

smellslikebutz March 30 2008, 05:07:50 UTC

Don't be such a negative nancy, Nick. I disagree!

wrightswrongs March 30 2008, 05:13:56 UTC

Minimum wage is a good deal higher than 50 cents an hour, you know.

wrightswrongs March 30 2008, 06:30:52 UTC

... But fine, I'll contribute to your fund. I'll give you fifty cents if you draw Tru. Heck, I'll give you a buck fifty if you do it nicely.

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foxylittleplum March 31 2008, 03:46:53 UTC

I can't offer you a date, Mr. Butz, but I can pay you for a portrait. It would be nice to give to my husband.

Interested? I pay well.

smellslikebutz March 31 2008, 14:52:26 UTC

Okay! Laurice Deauxnim never turns down a paying customer!

foxylittleplum March 31 2008, 18:35:05 UTC

Wonderful! I'll send someone to pick you up. Bring all the supplies you need.

anonymous March 31 2008, 18:33:44 UTC

(OOC: Not a randome loser. Honest)

I want something other than a portrait, I heard you made a Thinker statue/clock before and I wish to have one for my collection. I can pay you handsomely though not immediately.

I'll contact you later when it's finished.

smellslikebutz April 1 2008, 02:19:04 UTC

Really? You liked those clocks I made? I didn't know many people knew about them! Maybe I should make a whole bunch and sell them! Do you think I could market them, dude?

Sure, I'll make one for you! It'll take a week, though. And I do like being paid handsomely! I'll get started tonight.

scarred_actor March 31 2008, 18:35:34 UTC

I'm famous, but I wouldn't mind you painting a picture of myself. In fact, I'll even let you do it for free, dude.

smellslikebutz April 1 2008, 02:15:36 UTC

You're famous, dude? Cool! I've never had a famous person on my journal before! If I do your portrait, will it get used in a movie or something?

scarred_actor April 1 2008, 02:29:38 UTC

Probably. Hell, I bet you'd become famous for painting my portrait.