I thought that I could fuck an oil rig to get a quick lubing.

[smellslikecher]

I was clumsy and I was wrong. I am sorry.  And to my Uncle Stanley-Bob, who probably should stay out of the Gulf of Mexico for a while, I am SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO sorry, Uncle.

Here's some investment advice from Flotsam Gregory: Go long barrels of oil and short barrels of fishes.

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[iamoddd]

I was JUST THINKING about Flotsam Gregory not even an hour ago.

I am not kidding.

Him and Jetsam Genevieve, who, of course, isn't real.