Ladies and gentlemen...
...welcome to the Kevin Phillips Appreciation Entry. No-one reads this, but I don't care. The man needs appreciation. And he shall receive it, via pictures.
This is him playing for Sunderland. We don't like Sunderland. But he's ours now, so ignore those stripes.
In-gur-land! In-gur-land! In-gur-land!
Wow, it's Kevin Phillips with a Villa shirt. He signed for Villa! It's lyk, sooooo amazing!!
Gnarled face. Rarr.
Here he is in action. Look at the anguish in his expression. What a warrior.
Aww. Look at him.
He looks like an old man. He is an old man. Lolz!!!1!
See how he runs. Run Kevin Run.
Lee Hendrie is touching his head. Are they gay? Don't be silly, they just play for the same football team.
Total. Utter. Concentration.
Juan Pablo Angel is touching his bum!!!11!
Bend those knees Kev!
I wonder what he's looking at. All his adoring fans?
"I hope I score lots of goals for Villa"
And finally...
Look! Look! He's just scored against Birmingham Shitty! Today. At 12.19pm. Stuffing the bastards. Woo and indeed hoo!
Amazing.
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Aston Villa 1 - 0 Birmingham City
(Phillips, 19)
This is him playing for Sunderland. We don't like Sunderland. But he's ours now, so ignore those stripes.
In-gur-land! In-gur-land! In-gur-land!
Wow, it's Kevin Phillips with a Villa shirt. He signed for Villa! It's lyk, sooooo amazing!!
Gnarled face. Rarr.
Here he is in action. Look at the anguish in his expression. What a warrior.
Aww. Look at him.
He looks like an old man. He is an old man. Lolz!!!1!
See how he runs. Run Kevin Run.
Lee Hendrie is touching his head. Are they gay? Don't be silly, they just play for the same football team.
Total. Utter. Concentration.
Juan Pablo Angel is touching his bum!!!11!
Bend those knees Kev!
I wonder what he's looking at. All his adoring fans?
"I hope I score lots of goals for Villa"
And finally...
Look! Look! He's just scored against Birmingham Shitty! Today. At 12.19pm. Stuffing the bastards. Woo and indeed hoo!
Amazing.
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Aston Villa 1 - 0 Birmingham City
(Phillips, 19)