FAIREST OF ALL THE YULETIDE WRITERS ( Read more... )

hello! I am smercy and I ramble a lot. I tend to write overwhelmingly long and overdetailed yuletide letters. (I like to err on the side of too much information ( Read more... )

HAHAHAHAHAHA. THIS IS SO LATE ( Read more... )

DEAREST YULEGOAT!
warning: I wrote you a novel.
( letter under the cut. )

dear yuletide santa/goat, (santoat? goanta?)

this letter is EPIC. (all-caps worth of epic.) too much information is better than a lack, or something, I hope. hopefully it's not obnoxious. I feel a little bit obnoxious writing so much about myself. ( this is 2864 words long. I am so sorry. )

( dear yuletide writer. )