As if there was something else to be annoyed by other than incessant calling

[smidleke]

That's right.  I'm talking about the charity organizations that call almost every other day of the week, looking for money for whatever disease or organization that they'd like to send money to.  I commend them.  I really do.  And I have to tell you the truth, by saying that I have a really hard time turning them down when they're from children's

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Tried to call you but you were not there

[anonymous]

Tried to call you but you were not there - so I am contacting you to provide a donation to the ‘Lesbian Disabled Ginger Cats, Who Are Lost’ charity. We are sure you would like to make the smallest donation possible of $2000. Please post all your credit card details and then the charity can just take what we require when we require it. Now you may prefer to pay by cheque - but we don’t like nasty cheques and we don’t trust you when you say you will send it.

Remember we are a charity so your refusal to comply looks very, very bad. We maybe forced to tell all your friends, family and neighbours that you don’t support charities by giving you your credit card details to whoever calls. Shame on you.

Where as if you do provide some funding we will post your name and number on the ‘free for all charity - which sap to call next - with a sob story’ bulletin board. Talk to you later. You can count on it……