Right now, terrorists are plotting to feed me a cake. My wife and daughter are singing me a song...and people that I work with may be involved in both. I'm Smiley Smileston, and today is the longest birthday of my life.

This is a list of things I want/need. When I get a constant source of income, I'll be working my way down ( Read more... )

Hm...or was it Tuna Man...well, whichever one of you sons of guns first mentioned it.

http://xkcd.com/391/

I think it's hilarious that Good Luck Chuck has two separate advertising themes:

1. Every woman Chuck fucks finds their true love right after.

2. Jessica Alba is a klutz.

Okay, I finished paring down my RSS feeds. The only ones left are dormant ones that may come back to life at any time but in the meanwhile I don't feel like putting them in my bookmarks toolbar folder. Oh, and the one which shoots out a page of DaVinci's notebook a day, but that one makes me hella nostalgic so I'm not ditching it.

So, after totally ignoring LJ for a few weeks, I'm sure I've missed thousands of stories off my RSS feeds ( Read more... )

Okay, some of you homies regularly frequent the #ninten chat room, and some of you homies don't, and some of you homies never heard of it. Well, recently zirc.org has crashed or something, so our new location is as follows ( Read more... )

"Brian, I've straightened out my girl problems ( Read more... )

Tony is indeed alive and well, and will be back in S7.

If anybody thinks this is merely 24 jumping the shark (or jumping the shark again), let me point out that there are now two characters on the show who can fucking beat up Death. It's probably not too far off that Tony will get his own Facts list.

Okay, I just cleared away a bunch of people on my Friends list, and I also have a pending list of people I may or may not delete. If you let me know that you still want to be on my friends list, I won't delete you. Otherwise, I'll probably get rid of you. Also, if I deleted you in the initial purge and you want back, just say so and I'll make it so ( Read more... )