1. when did you last poo today at 4 oclock. 2. what coulour was it a lighter shade of brown with a hint of mahogony 3. how loud was the fart it was silent... 4. was there a splash back? one angry turd splashed my arse. 5. was it broken or continious broken 6. did it smell? if so who did it smell like? yeh it wreaked like burt newton 7. where were you pooing? in my house, i rushed home and POOED my ass away 8. have you ever pooed at a friends house yeah, i tried to, all i did was do loud farts tho, nothing came out. everyone heard them and fuckin pissed themselves 9. whats the weirdest place you've pooed at shcool where this cunt came up the cubicle and stood theyre and kept wandering around... it was freaked out. 10. how long have you held a poo in for... a week. dont ask me how but i did it.
1. when did you last poo - This evening 2. what coulour was it - brown 3. how loud was the fart - MAN, IT WAS SO LOUD AND WET 4. was there a splash back? - nah 5. was it broken or continious - broken 6. did it smell? if so who did it smell like? - oooh yeah it stunk 7. where were you pooing? - in the toilet 8. have you ever pooed at a friends house - often 9. whats the weirdest place you've pooed - car park at a 21st 10. how long have you held a poo in for... - 2 days
How fucking bored am I to be doing this...emodaveJuly 7 2004, 05:28:07 UTC
1. when did you last poo About fifteen minutes ago. 2. what coulour was it Varying shades of brown. 3. how loud was the fart There wasn't one. It was a stealth poo. 4. was there a splash back? Nope. 5. was it broken or continious Broken. Perhaps even segmented. 6. did it smell? if so who did it smell like? Not from where I was. Then again, it has long been policy to breathe through the mouth while on the toilet, so as to specifically avoid receiving any information with which that question could be answered. 7. where were you pooing? On your pillow :-P 8. have you ever pooed at a friends house Yes. Repeatedly. 9. whats the weirdest place you've pooed Not suitable for repetition. 10. how long have you held a poo in for... Never timed it.
And how fucking bored must you be to want to know this!!
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today at 4 oclock.
2. what coulour was it
a lighter shade of brown with a hint of mahogony
3. how loud was the fart
it was silent...
4. was there a splash back?
one angry turd splashed my arse.
5. was it broken or continious
broken
6. did it smell? if so who did it smell like?
yeh it wreaked like burt newton
7. where were you pooing?
in my house, i rushed home and POOED my ass away
8. have you ever pooed at a friends house
yeah, i tried to, all i did was do loud farts tho, nothing came out.
everyone heard them and fuckin pissed themselves
9. whats the weirdest place you've pooed
at shcool where this cunt came up the cubicle and stood theyre and kept wandering around... it was freaked out.
10. how long have you held a poo in for...
a week. dont ask me how but i did it.
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2. what coulour was it - brown
3. how loud was the fart - MAN, IT WAS SO LOUD AND WET
4. was there a splash back? - nah
5. was it broken or continious - broken
6. did it smell? if so who did it smell like? - oooh yeah it stunk
7. where were you pooing? - in the toilet
8. have you ever pooed at a friends house - often
9. whats the weirdest place you've pooed - car park at a 21st
10. how long have you held a poo in for... - 2 days
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About fifteen minutes ago.
2. what coulour was it
Varying shades of brown.
3. how loud was the fart
There wasn't one. It was a stealth poo.
4. was there a splash back?
Nope.
5. was it broken or continious
Broken. Perhaps even segmented.
6. did it smell? if so who did it smell like?
Not from where I was. Then again, it has long been policy to breathe through the mouth while on the toilet, so as to specifically avoid receiving any information with which that question could be answered.
7. where were you pooing?
On your pillow :-P
8. have you ever pooed at a friends house
Yes. Repeatedly.
9. whats the weirdest place you've pooed
Not suitable for repetition.
10. how long have you held a poo in for...
Never timed it.
And how fucking bored must you be to want to know this!!
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