Twelve Days of Christmas Collaboration - Part 10

[smiles_a_lot]

Rating: NC-17, for graphic sexual situations. Please do not operate any heavy machinery after reading this entry. Safety first, I always say.

Dedication: To WDW. Happy Birthday, my dear. Let's hope 2008 brings many more Jake moments! Special thanks, as well, to those of you who've been reading The Package and The Dance. Happy New Year!

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Comments

[torry28]

If there was a clue, my mind just turned to mush and I'm still laughing so hard I don't care. This is going to be the best send of from 2007 into 2008.
Happy New Year Marirose,
Love you
Torry

[smiles_a_lot]

Happy New Year, Torry. I hope your mind has recovered from its mushy state. Love you too. ♥ p.s. Thanks for the card! It helps.

"Two hard-ons comin through"

[forever9218]

Yeah, that’s it, don’t got time to undo them buttons, hands ain’t workin right anyhow, just tear it all, tear it up, tear me up, baby, I can take it. Let me take it....

....ohmyfuckingGodyesthankyouholyshitaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh……"

Did I ever let you know how much I love hardon, I mean run on sentences.

Clues? What clues...I don't see no fuckin' clues! I have a strange craving for pancakes... losing consciousness.

If this is New Year's Eve, then this is going to be a SINSATIONAL YEAR. Thanks, Em. Hawt, hawt, hawt. Raising my glass of champagne in your honor. Debra.

Re: "Two hard-ons comin through"

[smiles_a_lot]

Sigh. I just realized the last time I posted something was LAST YEAR! That ain't right! Glad you liked this. The format was something I wanted to try months ago. Maybe my zealousness translated in my hardon, I mean, run on sentences. Thanks for your support. Happy New Year, Debra. xx Em

[tmn1966]

Oh, my, that was different! That was one heck of a dream Jack had!

You were right. I did have to read it twice to the clue. Might have to read it once more to be sure though.

Excellent job!

Teri

[smiles_a_lot]

Hi Teri - Yeah, sorry about that. Making you read this a few times to catch the clue. Not the best way to start off the new year, but, well, what can you do? It is a contest, after all. :) I can't just give it away! lol. Glad you had fun. xx Em

Twelve Days Of Christmas Part10

[bmshirts]

Cute, clever, verrry sexy, erotic (yum!). What can I say? Love those Package Universe fellas. Thanks. Sorry to hear this is your last contribution. Happy New Year. Carole

Re: Twelve Days Of Christmas Part10

[smiles_a_lot]

Hey Carole - Whew. Probably the whole of December I felt like I was on crack what with all the writing and betaing. I'm trying to get to the Dance Boys but I'm just so bloody exhausted! The Muse is buzzing, though, so hopefully I can get my lazy ass moving. Happy New Year to you, too. xx Em

[rt_in_town]

Dirty subway grinding Jack and Ennis. I love it. I would have been completely fine with this just being a totally AU!AU! one-shot, but if it's The Package boys, what can I say? Jack has some very vivid dreams! I love it when Jack melts into a horny, needy puddle of goo - is there anything hotter?

[smiles_a_lot]

I love how you describe Jack - horny, needy, puddle of goo. Kind of describes me, actually, when I look at your icon. Zing. Glad you enjoyed this. Happy New Year.