so i dont lose the lyrics bf i print them...
Well, I had a little chicken
And she wouldn't lay an egg
So I poured hot water up and down her leg
And the little chicken hollered and the little chicken begged
And the little chicken laid a hard boiled egg!
Well, I had a little chicken
And she wouldn't lay an egg
So I poured hot chocolate up and down her leg
And the little chicken hollered and the little chicken begged
And the little chicken laid an Easter egg!
Well, I had a little chicken
And she wouldn't lay an egg
So I poured gun powder up and down her leg
And the little chicken hollered and the little chicken begged
And the little chicken laid a hand grenade!
Poured hot oil... laid a fried egg
Poured chocolate... laid a Cadbury egg
Poured beet juice... laid a pickled egg
Poured some some milk... laid scrambled eggs
Poured some some dye... laid Easter eggs
... hot grease ..... fried egg
... hot chocolate .. Easter egg
... an old dog ..... pooched egg
... the devil ...... deviled egg
... city bus ....... busted egg
... egg beater ..... scrambled egg
... garbage ........ rotten egg
... gun powder ..... hand grenede
Humpty Dumpty
CHORUS:
Humpt-dee Dumpt, Humpt Humpt dee Dumpty Dumpty
Humpt-dee Dumpt, Humpt Humpt dee Dumpty Dumpty
1. Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
all the kings horses all the kings men said
"Whoo! Ain't that funky now?"
2. Jack and Jill went up the hill
to fetch a pail of water
Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill said
"Whoo! Ain't that funky now?"
3. Little Jack Horner sat in his corner
eating his Christmas pie
He stuck in his thumb and pulled out a plum and he said
"Whoo! Ain't that funky now?"
4. Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet
eating her curds and whey
Along came a spider and sat down beside her, and she said
"Whoo! Ain't that funky now?"
5. Jack be nimble
Jack be quick
Jack jump over the candlestick, and he said
"Whoo! Ain't that funky now?"
6. Little Bo Peep has lost her sheep
and doesn't know where to find them, and she said
"Whoo! Ain't that funky now?"
Lion Hunt
Goin' on a lion hunt
Gonna catch a big one
I'm not afraid
What's that up ahead
A field:
Can't go around it,
Can't go under it,
Can't go over it
Gotta go through it
A lake
A mud puddle
A tree
A cave
What's this?
It has a nose
eyes
ears
fur
fangs
It's a lion!
run away
Out of the cave
A tree
A mud puddle
A lake
A field
Whew!
We're home
I'm not afraid!
Alive, Awake, Alert, Enthusiastic
I'm alive, awake, alert enthusiastic
I'm alive, awake, alert, enthusiastic
I'm alive, awake, alert
I'm alert, awake, alive
I'm alive, awake, alert, enthusiastic!
Beaver Song
Beavers one, beavers all
let's all do the beaver call
Chchch, chchch, chchchchchchch
Beavers two, beavers three
let's all climb the beaver tree
Chchch, chchch, chchchchchchch
Beavers four, beavers five
let's all do the beaver jive
Chchch, chchch, chchchchchchch
Beavers six, beavers seven
let's all fly to beaver heaven
Chchch, chchch, chchchchchchch
Beaver's eight, beaver's nine
STOP! It's beaver time!
Go beaver, go beaver, go beaver, go beaver!
And she wouldn't lay an egg
So I poured hot water up and down her leg
And the little chicken hollered and the little chicken begged
And the little chicken laid a hard boiled egg!
Well, I had a little chicken
And she wouldn't lay an egg
So I poured hot chocolate up and down her leg
And the little chicken hollered and the little chicken begged
And the little chicken laid an Easter egg!
Well, I had a little chicken
And she wouldn't lay an egg
So I poured gun powder up and down her leg
And the little chicken hollered and the little chicken begged
And the little chicken laid a hand grenade!
Poured hot oil... laid a fried egg
Poured chocolate... laid a Cadbury egg
Poured beet juice... laid a pickled egg
Poured some some milk... laid scrambled eggs
Poured some some dye... laid Easter eggs
... hot grease ..... fried egg
... hot chocolate .. Easter egg
... an old dog ..... pooched egg
... the devil ...... deviled egg
... city bus ....... busted egg
... egg beater ..... scrambled egg
... garbage ........ rotten egg
... gun powder ..... hand grenede
Humpty Dumpty
CHORUS:
Humpt-dee Dumpt, Humpt Humpt dee Dumpty Dumpty
Humpt-dee Dumpt, Humpt Humpt dee Dumpty Dumpty
1. Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
all the kings horses all the kings men said
"Whoo! Ain't that funky now?"
2. Jack and Jill went up the hill
to fetch a pail of water
Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill said
"Whoo! Ain't that funky now?"
3. Little Jack Horner sat in his corner
eating his Christmas pie
He stuck in his thumb and pulled out a plum and he said
"Whoo! Ain't that funky now?"
4. Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet
eating her curds and whey
Along came a spider and sat down beside her, and she said
"Whoo! Ain't that funky now?"
5. Jack be nimble
Jack be quick
Jack jump over the candlestick, and he said
"Whoo! Ain't that funky now?"
6. Little Bo Peep has lost her sheep
and doesn't know where to find them, and she said
"Whoo! Ain't that funky now?"
Lion Hunt
Goin' on a lion hunt
Gonna catch a big one
I'm not afraid
What's that up ahead
A field:
Can't go around it,
Can't go under it,
Can't go over it
Gotta go through it
A lake
A mud puddle
A tree
A cave
What's this?
It has a nose
eyes
ears
fur
fangs
It's a lion!
run away
Out of the cave
A tree
A mud puddle
A lake
A field
Whew!
We're home
I'm not afraid!
Alive, Awake, Alert, Enthusiastic
I'm alive, awake, alert enthusiastic
I'm alive, awake, alert, enthusiastic
I'm alive, awake, alert
I'm alert, awake, alive
I'm alive, awake, alert, enthusiastic!
Beaver Song
Beavers one, beavers all
let's all do the beaver call
Chchch, chchch, chchchchchchch
Beavers two, beavers three
let's all climb the beaver tree
Chchch, chchch, chchchchchchch
Beavers four, beavers five
let's all do the beaver jive
Chchch, chchch, chchchchchchch
Beavers six, beavers seven
let's all fly to beaver heaven
Chchch, chchch, chchchchchchch
Beaver's eight, beaver's nine
STOP! It's beaver time!
Go beaver, go beaver, go beaver, go beaver!