...and I can't not do this else the internets will collapse or something ( Read more... )

I've not updated this for a while.

Obviously nowt exciting has been happening...

:)

I are in Melbourne.

That is all...

C'mon folks! There must be some Whitby gossip to report back? I'm half a world away from the action here!

Anyone with a ticket not get into the Spa?
Anyone not get the tickets they paid for?
Anyone been arrested?
Anything else?

:)

For obvious reasons I will not be going to Whitby this weekend so please all make sure you have some beers on my behalf.

Also remember that drinking a beer on someone else's behalf means you don't suffer the calorie intake or alcohol effects yourself so go knock a few bevvies back :)

Just having a quick look through my friends posts:

"...blah blah blah...waited ages in the cold..."
"...blah blah blah...nightmare drive through snow..."
"...blah blah blah...blizzards..."
"...blah blah blah...rain..."Stop your whinning! This morning I put on a long sleeve shirt without realising how warm it was outside so I had to roll my sleeves ( Read more... )

24 Hours is a long time in politics.

It's also a fucking long time in normal life too when you are waiting for Domain Name Servers and all that bollocks to sort themseves out after a fuck up with registrations.

It's even longer when your ISP's email service is pointlessly slow.

Pah!!

I've no doubt there are hundreds of hot chicks across the UK anxious to send me a Valentines card but are unsure of my current location so I am providing this postbox for their benefit...

Valentine Postbox
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I are in Dubai!

It's a bit warm here so I've had to take me coat off.

I went to Dublin. It mostly rocked when I wasn't being ill.

Tomorrow I fly out to Sydney.