Video [03]

[smirkinggoddess]

[Have a Haruhi Suzumiya, leaning a little too close to the camera, looking slightly confused.]

I don't know why I never thought of this before! If you have some kind of magical power or... something extraordinary like that, please let me know right away! Such a weird place has got to have a lot of those kinds of beings, am I right?

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[kyudousha]

Why? You a researcher?

[smirkinggoddess]

Nope! Just searching for extraordinary things!

[kyudousha]

... If you want to get yourself in trouble that badly, sticking your hand in a fire generally has the same effect.

[smirkinggoddess]

... Are you stupid? That's not what I said at all!

[laetatiocaedes]

[ ... Does a living sentient doll that can fight count as magical? Or controlling automatons or teleporting said doll? Have a little boy in a tophat and his nightmare fuel marionette 'sister' staring back, Haruhi. ]

You don't mean armagus, do you? I wonder why everyone's so curious about it lately... don't you, Sis?

[smirkinggoddess]

Armagus? What's that? I mean, it sounds cool enough, but I'd like to know a little bit about it before I decide!

[laetatiocaedes]

... Well, Armagus is short for "Ars Magus", or magic. An Ars is a spell. It's a fusion of magic, or Magus, and technology.

[ Nodnod. He adjusts his tophat. ] Like... an airship, for example--that's armagus, because it uses magic for power, but it's manmade technology, essentially. Why's it so important, anyway?

[smirkinggoddess]

I just want to know what I'm dealing with around here! But, that's all really interesting! So, you're kind of like a magician, of some sorts? Or a wizard?

[derpsona]

[What, like climbing into TVs and making a personification of the ancient Japanese god of storms pop out of your head to do magic?]

Yyyyyeah, right, okay. And why exactly would you want to call that sort of thing to you?

[smirkinggoddess]

[SIGH.] Because I want to know all of the different kinds of out-of-the-ordinary people that are walking around here!

[derpsona]

[Icon.]

And it never occurred to you that that might not be the smartest idea?

[smirkinggoddess]

[She often induces that reaction.]

Huh? What're you talking about? Of course it's a smart idea!

[justwantsafety]

...Why would you want to know?

[smirkinggoddess]

Because I'm interested in what kinds of superpowered, extraordinary beings are walking around right in front of me!

[justwantsafety]

Well, some of those things are freaking dangerous. What if one of them answers?

((....like combat AI programs turned flesh-and-blood humans, who turn into demons, deities, and assorted mythological creatures, cast elemental spells, and oh yeah, they're cannibals who can eat more than four times their own body weight in like, ten minutes, before they even get a stomach ache. :|b

He's thinking she might get in over her head here. Haha.))

[smirkinggoddess]

[Narrows eyes.]

Are you saying I can't handle this? Huh?

[sonofterra]

...why should anyone let you know of such a thing? What do you plan to do with that kind of information?

[smirkinggoddess]

Because I asked, of course! And I'm the leader of the SOS-Brigade, so, naturally, I have a right to know!

I'm not doing anything with it yet, but I'm planning on recruiting the best of the best for the Brigade!

[sonofterra]

What is this Brigade and what does it do?

[smirkinggoddess]

Our mission is to find aliens, time-travelers, and espers, and to hang out with them! Basically, to discover all of the interesting things in the world and to learn more about them!