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smith_badger

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Mar 23, 2005 15:55

And so, the day begins. Well, actually, it doesn't, as it's been begun for some time now, but I just felt the need to write that. Don't ask. Anyway, so I've finally escaped from the clutches of Madam Pomfrey, THROUGH NO HELP OF ANYONE ELSE, and returned to class -- only to be met with a stack of homework that is taller than I am. I measured. ( Read more... )

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zabini_stutters March 24 2005, 09:41:30 UTC

Aurelia might have something to learn from you in regards to lying about who hit you. I don't think I've ever heard of people using the falling books excuse.

smith_badger March 24 2005, 09:45:55 UTC

Zabini, you're an idiot. Firstly, I have witnesses who can attest to what happened. Secondly, unlike Moon, I'm not into that sort of abusive sex.

zabini_stutters March 24 2005, 09:46:48 UTC

I didn't know I raised the subject of Aurelia's sexual activities.

smith_badger March 24 2005, 09:51:29 UTC

Moon is the village bicycle, and she allows everyone a ride.

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hopps March 25 2005, 04:31:57 UTC

Sorry mate, didn't know you were in there!

smith_badger March 25 2005, 04:47:17 UTC

For the first few minutes, I didn't know I was in there. Ouch. I swear, when I bruise, everyone's going to think I'm a battered child.

hopps March 26 2005, 03:36:57 UTC

Oi, how heavy were the books on that stack?

smith_badger March 26 2005, 03:45:40 UTC

Well, if we assume that each was a pound or so, and they're about two to three inches thick, and then we divide seven feet by that and then multiply by a 1.5 pounds...lots? It's more the edges really. They're sharp and pointy.

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_thisjustin March 26 2005, 04:42:29 UTC

You know that if you need help with anything Quidditch related, I can do that. Obviously I can't help with everything, seeing as how you're the Captain and I'm just the Justin, but I'm pretty sure that there's some things I can do when you're busy. Pitch bookings, for one. Or rather, sleeping on the pitch to ensure we get our booking acknowledged by certain others. I haven't got as many assignments, for one thing. And I need to do my Herbology work outside anyway. So you just have to ask.

If you snap at me for offering, I won't take it personally. Unless it is. Let me know.

smith_badger March 26 2005, 04:53:01 UTC

Oh, didn't I tell you? I'm able to sleep out there, if only to get away from Things. You know the Things I'm on about. You can come out and escape from the Things if you want, though. Someone has to wake me up. I seem to sleep through alarms now, or something. I don't know why. Weird, huh? But sure, you can come along if you like, but I doubt you'll be doing it for long.

I promise to let you know if I hate you and want you to die.

_thisjustin March 26 2005, 05:31:58 UTC

I was previously uninformed of this, but I'm definitely there. Things should be avoided at all costs. Also, Quidditch practice would be pretty pointless if no one woke you up. We'd all fly around, I would try to give instructions, and nobody would listen to me. All in all, it's probably best for me to come along.

Thank you. In return, I promise not to be horrifically offended if that comes to pass. I'll just plot revenge instead.

smith_badger March 26 2005, 06:10:37 UTC

Oh, and you could hex Hannah's hair... or something else which I'm not about to ask about because my innocent ears! Not to mention, my innocent self and all that. That, and it's the Right Thing To Do. I could never abandon my friend to that...and I think Wayne's safe. I hope.

I shall plot vengeance now, just to be prepared.

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