Comments | smith_suffices: Retraction, restatement

smith_suffices

Retraction, restatement

Jul 21, 2003 14:09

No, that is not all. It is hardly enough.
To call everyone an idiot was coarse and, apparently, redundant. I apologize, for it is evident that there is a wide range of stupidity abound. However, I will attempt to avoid that topic today because it is pointless to bring it up when it changes nothing. Though I will say it is frustrating to find ones ( Read more... )

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ytinirt July 22 2003, 10:31:15 UTC

It seems that unemployment is not being benifical for you. Perhaps you could get a human job, Agent Brown has a job at Burger King, maybe you could get a job there?

smith_suffices July 23 2003, 03:21:57 UTC

Quite. Perhaps I should consider breeding bovine so that I may facilitate Ex-Agent Brown in his new line of work. May he never find himself in another situation where his considerable talents no longer find use. Indeed, it would be a true shame if he were not able to “flip patties” for minimal wage. How would he pay for his vodka and assorted “junk food?”

And, of course, as an added bonus, I would be able to sell the creature’s skins so that you humans can continue to clothe your wide and indefinably useless posteriors.

Yes. I must thank you for showing the error of my ways. I will look into your suggestion post haste.

captain_niobe July 23 2003, 04:08:13 UTC

Rock on. Though I'm still curious as to what all the green yarn is for. Feel like sharing information?

aristarque July 24 2003, 10:44:45 UTC

Agent Smith,
I am disgusted that you are advocating a plan to provide the rebels with YET MORE LEATHER. Although you are but a minor member of the Matrix aristocracy and are thus not to be normally associated with for one the centre of such haute naissance orbits as myself, it is still horrifying and I feel I must interject. Do not breed cows for any purpose! Espcially not to be making more leather! The Zionites will become unbearable, as they for some reason equate leather with coolness in their typically silly way. Both of us will be pestered even more than we already are.

In despair,
The Merovingian

PS If I ever require an extra body-guard, be aware that I may call upon you. An honour, yes? But I have been reading of you, and I feel you are worthy.