06; 28 August 2022

[smithami]

14. Albus Potter. If I wanted to date some one with tits, I'd become a lesbian. 0/10
13. Jonathan Alcott. Boring. Not too unfortunate looking. 1/10
12. Louis Weasley. Too artsy. Would probably spend all his time crying. 1.5/10
11. Nathan Boot. Gay? Straight! 2/10
10. Jasper St. John. I find his interest in dead men to be a turn-off. 2.1/10
9. Montgomery

Comments

[lowexpectation]

Excuse me?

[smithami]

You can read, can't you?

[lowexpectation]

Yes.

[smithami]

I don't know what the 'excuse me?' was for, then.

[rathereffable]

Fourth? I would not be an inbred toff were I not at least slightly odd, Amity dear. And how splendidly charming that you'd find me 'cute', so to speak!

[smithami]

I know. I'd have rated you higher but you're slightly like a brother, you know? Plus, I think you have really odd sexual habits.

[rathereffable]

Fair enough. And you know, Daddy always likes to say how he thinks Smithy is sort of like a brother for him, so I suppose that would also make us slightly like cousins. But I won't get into that, of course.

[smithami]

Ha ha, I don't know if I want to think of you both as fourth on my list and as a cousin.

[pureslacker]

You could come and kiss me, only we're in Pamplona and Father might not like that. Save one for me, won't you?

[smithami]

I will. And gladly. Have a good time in Pamplona.

[mont_flinty]

Jasper's comment made it sound like you thought he was into necrophilia when I first read it.

[smithami]

I wouldn't be surprised.

[with_bite]

Jasper isn't into necrophilia. That's daft.

[smithami]

I was taking the piss. Butt in some more, slag.

[playingcupid]

Ash is soooooo going to get some when we all get back to school after all this bigging up.

[smithami]

I know. Hopefully it won't go to his head.

[playingcupid]

Nah, he's not Ed.

[smithami]

That's true! Poor Ed.